What was once Conestoga circled campfires, is now our modern day online friend, Facebook.
The new frontier.
All of the facebook naysayers--- have puckered butts right now.
*nasal pucker butt voice* Facebook is the root of all evil.
*nasal pucker butt voice* Facebook is the root of all evil.
It has all the elements of the early burgeoning America.
Tales of conquest, survival, merging of minds, building, dreams defined, hopes dashed, evil villains, rivalry played out and goodness achieved.
On facebook.
On facebook.
I'm publicly declaring and trademarking wisely that 2012 Facebooking is the Wild Wild West of the modern world. T and M'd -- done. Wild Wild Facebook™.
Instead of wiry tumbleweeds a 'rollin down a dusty road with some banjo slow mo music playing ... we now have status updates floating in the wind taking up the slack that those burly useless weeds left on the plains of the "second half of the 19th century."
I have absolutely no idea when that was. I think 2010.
Drama! Intrigue! VAGUE BOOKING!
Tumbleweeds drift across the face book plains daily.
Sarah just baked 3 dozen handmade cookies, rolled with love and smothered with gluten free icing for her kid's class party that she would NEVER forget to go to not once, but twice---WAIT FOR IT.
USING A PINTEREST RECIPE!
ISN'T SHE THE BEST MOM EV. ER?
Where is the slimy elixir sellin guy when I need one. Wild West had ALL the answers!
Lexi called her BFF a biznotch outloud but said "JK" next to it.
Well played Lexi.
Sam asked if everyone believed in the Great Pumpkin like him.
He has no friends left.
It is when you step into a tumble weed ... that the Wild Wild West really appears.
Disagree with a tumbleweed and the guns come out.
Back to back you stand.
3 steps out.
Tuuuurn around and SHOOT.
Who can say the most offensive thing in the next 3 minutes of keyboard clickety clack.
I've watched families GO AT IT!
Aunt Velma's pissing of their nieces!
ABOUT POLITICAL AFFILIATION!
Dirty Rotten Facebook! I LUV IT!
* I pop popcorn when I see this stuff! Then wish I could DVR it.*
My sister is watching Revenge and I am saying" OMG you gotta see this!"
"What?" she says.
The SmithClarneys are FREAKING BASHING EACH OTHER on FB!
*stuffing mouth with popcorn*'
Ifs frickan *popcorn flying out* farbulous.
Don't you judge me.
Some tumbleweeds you catch... some roll right past... some snare you in their barbed wire weeds. Until you're thinking--wait.... I was just commenting on where to have Thanksgiving dinner....
Now my family has disfacebooked me.
GASP!
VAGUEBOOK.
Ughh.
Stab me.
I'm so super thankful for the new format of Facebook!
I have NO idea how to use it.
I just know that it's a virtual remote control.
I can turn off Vague Bookers.
O
M
G
Did HE just vaguebook about ME?
Sound the horn!
You call in the Calvary.
Your troops "survey" the situation.
You draw your guns.
You spit.
You find your mark.
anndddd... 3...2..1.......
UN SUB.
*blows pistol*
Wild Wild Facebook™
2 comments:
Isn't that the truth!!! It's a trainwreck that I can't stay away from. I deleted my fb for about 2 hours one time. I totally see, facebook addiction call dr. insert name here, billboards coming in the next year.
I have tried deleting Fb a ton of times! Can't do it!!!
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