OMFBakaaaaaaawwwwww The new W. T. F.

I've invented the next acronym.
The new little black W. T. F.

All day long ( wait .. that's a total lie.)

During the times when I'm not working like a chicken being perpetually plucked--- BAKAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW  

stressed beyond belief -- head pounding -- BAKAwwwwwwwwwwNG with each email that opens with some sort of request that I must get er done for....

I emerge from my office to see what my children  OR when applicable child ( one) have done to the house.




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BAKAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!




WHEN
DID
MY

2
YEAR
OLD
LEARN

TO
POUR
CEREAL

and seriously IS THAT
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F
BAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAWWWWWWW

DOG FOOD IN ONE!???



Turn to the left.

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F

 BAKAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!



THAT IS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT .. OMFBAKAAAAAAWWWWW REPEAT A POTTY!


Turn to the right....

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MF

BAKAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!


 AND AN EXTRA
BAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW




WHAT IS THAT ON MY CARPET??????????????????

O
M
F
BAKAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

THAT BETTER BE CHOCOLATE CHIPS!!!!!!!





I stand in pure defeat at the mere initial site of the damage.

And then drop to my knees and wail , hands held high - BAKAAAAAAWWWWWWWW BAKAAAAAAWWWWW BAKAWWWWWW  ----- which translates to WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Just kidding.


FEEL ME and LOVE ME as I am.. cuz after the
OMFBAKAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWSSSSSS


I just go back into my office and think about how quickly I can probably clean it up before anyone "outsiders" can step foot inside and I also think.... i wonder what dog food tastes like.


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F
BAKAAAAAAAAAWWWW

am I a practically perfect mom.

Just like I always thought I'd be.



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