Oh Joyous Gift

So DBD gets to go away on all these awesome trips.  In the name of "business"

* FULL ON 'GLARE' QUOTES*

Seriously.  

It's never to missions in Africa to save all the children from that one horrid holiday song, Feed the World.  

Which for those of you still yet unaware-- I've been singing like THIS for 20 plus years. 

Do they know it's Christmas time at allllll…….

ME:  " we go woooah oahhh oahhh" 

ME:  " DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO "

ME"  "we go woooah oahhh oahhh" 

ME: " DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO "

When in reality it's actually. 

Reality:   FEEEDDDDD THE WORRRLLDD

Realtiy: Do they know it's Christmas time at all. 

Reality:   FEEEDDDDD THE WORRRLLDD

Realtiy: Do they know it's Christmas time at all. 

Twenty some years.  

My sis broke the news. 

I was … just….

well.   A little embarrassed.

And a bit sad. 

I love my we go's. 

So anyways--- the BEST BEST gift of all that I will receive this holiday is a punishment delivered to my husband's doorstep for all of his " air quote business meetings."

HIS NEXT ONE is in Orlando ( oh sadness befalls) in January. 

For a week.  

So he comes home from his ANNUAL BUSINESS MEETING * reads PENGUIN GAME $300 TICKETS PER PERSON)  and says--- 

You'll never guess what I GOT SIGNED UP TO DO during our convention in January.

*( I love these opportunities) 

ME:   Wear a coconut bra!?

ME:   Synchronized Swimming?!

ME:  SAVE THE "WE GO'S???" 

ME:  POSSIBLY FUCKING WORK?

DBD--- * smirk eyes*

No. 

I got signed up…

WAIT FOR IT. 

( I LOVE DOING THIS)

WAIT FOR IT..

IT'S SO GOOD. 

I 

GOT

SIGNED UP

DURING OUR BIG 

DINNER MEETING 

IN FRONT OF 600 PEOPLE 

TO BE IN A 

FLASH MOB 

Oh Dear Baby Jesus.  

Thank you for this" Joyous Gift" Of The Holidays.   

AIR QUOTES!

Amen. 

Please also save the "we go's."