Driving DBD

Where to sir?


He didn't think that was very funny.

I did.


Seems I'm spending some of my time driving my husband around these days as per doctors orders as he FUCKING PASSED OUT WHILE DRIVING A CAR and having a coughing fit.

Did you know this shit?
Did you KNOW you could pass out while coughing?

Let me survey the readers.

1..2…6..

5 say no.  1 asshole says yes.


Isn't here always one asshole who says-- Yes.  In fact, I DID know that.

He's not getting a christmas card.

So passing out.  While coughing.
This seasons little black warning label.

NOT PASS OUT while … drinking yourself into a stupor.
NOT, PASS OUT while ramming your head into a steel beam.

Pass out-- WHILE COUGHING.




Seems that should be a warning on every freaking tissue box or something MR. GOVERNMENT??

I KNOW not to lick outlets.
I KNOW not to wear heels without stockings.  BIG MISTAKE
I KNOW not to wear my Spanx two sizes too small.  I sound breathy… when doing so.  Sexy.  Cuz I can't freakin breath.
 I KNOW DBD can pass out from the mere mention of a COLD HARD STEEL NEEDLE going into his precious baby boy skin… ( he just hit the floor.. told u so)




I KNOW these things.

And now I shall do a public service announcement for all of you-- but refer to it as a " P. S. A"  because it sounds funnier.

 BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
THIS IS NOT A TEST.
I REPEAT.. THIS IS NOT A TEST THAT STILL FREAKS YOUR KID OUT WHO IS AFRAID THAT EVERY BLEEPING BLEEP… MEANS A TORNADO IS COMING IN WESTERN PA BECAUSE SHE WATCHED THE WIZARD OF OZ.

People of the INTER-netZ

You can fucking pass out from coughing.

Your muscles can constrict so tight that they hit a nerve somewhere all up in there--- and make you see stars.



Word to the wise Yo.
Put THAT on your tissue box AND BLOW.