Ecoli Hot Dogs--- What would the LOGO be?

I was recently sick in my bathroom.
I have no idea why.


That's a lie.
I do.   But then my stupid little post wouldn't have any surprise action if I revealed my sicknesses source.. right out of the gates!


I am a THINKER!

* what did you just say?  My title? *

Crap.

So I was MYSTERIOUSLY SICK.  * insert mystery music*

It wasn't because of the shower that needed scrubbed or the gross floor that is probably ruined from the BUCKETS OF water that SPRAY OUT like a tsunami every. single. time.  I start my shower---

None of those gross things made me "sick."  But I DID notate them while sitting on the mercy seat.



What was I sick from?

* revelation!*


I swear ya'll,  from a  freaking Ecoli Laden hot dog.
Happy Pre-Fourth Hot Dog!
Bin Laden of Hot Dogs.


My sister who recently moved in with us-- swears to me "
it was not the hot dog." 

SHE'S FREAKIN ADAMENT about it too.

Like she's in LOVE with the hot dog.

It's odd.



You'd think she was the cooker of the dogs or something.. all on it's side and stuff…. wearing a TEAM HOT DOG shirt…. but noooooooo.

She didn't cook the effers.  

I was the mo fo that COOKED THEM!



She just CHOOSES to rally to the defense of the weiner.

Like some sick twisted relationship.


He only makes me puke 2x when I eat him.
He's not THAT bad.
You just don't know him like I do.


What the weiner!?


Her reasoning for the unloyal and much unsisterly-LIKE disbelief that I pooped myself stupid because of a
Certain...
Mr.  Ecoli Hot Dog….

is because SHE didn't get sick. 


Get THAT!
It's TWISTED TEA I TELL YOU!


SHE didn't get SICK and poop herself stupid.

So the Ecoli Dog is now…. not at fault.
CASE DISMISSED.

The glove didn't fit!


Well perhaps SUPER TOXIC  Ecoli rests in her stomach on a normal basis!!!

 Therefore creating a fortress against such calamaties of the stomach as -- Ecoli Hot Dogs.

I bet she eats Ecoli Dogs daily!

She could market them.
Make a logo for them.

I wonder what it would be.



The good thing is :   I got a GREAT  post in my head to write while battling with Ecoli Dog.  I notated something in my fake linen closet that houses hair products.


Stay tuned.

Like ….seriously…. don't move.