I'd like to type it again.
I've lost almost 25lbs doing hardly anything these past 7 weeks. It's so lovely to type that.
So I was talking to my friend Mandy Mommy Of Fo+ 1. She started the same program I'm on cuz I'm so smokin hot she can't stand to look another moment at my hot mess o self---- without hauling her lazy butt in to the program too. Cuz the program is for lazy people.
She and I are good with that.
We're not offended . Lazy's R Us. We'll be sending out coupons soon.
So anyways.. cut to the chase. I asked her if she had sealed the deal so to speak… and actually joined.
Well that biznotch…. she one upped me and not only JOINED Lazy Fat Club, she totally got the cool gadget that measures your metabolism during the day. The gadget I passed on because it costs me more dollahs.
She and I will be speaking in a dark alley soon and I will come out of that alley with a new metabolism gadget.
:)
So this go go gadget: here's the gist.
So in essence you wear the super cool gadget-- that I don't have… the entire day or week and I guess your fat coach checks on it to see how you've been doing when you "check in" … and from what Mandy Mommy of FO+1 says--- they can even TELL
If
You've
Had
Sex
My first thought was.
Can it tell if I faked it?
BWAAAAA HA HA!
Okay enough.
My second thought was.
Can it tell that I've been watching Food Wars and Diners, Drive INs and DIves before I go to bed. Just to torture my 25 lb less -- lazy ass that still wants to eat this stuff?
Can it tell that I DREAM of this stuff.
Not joking friends.
I dream of Pork.
If it can tell I've had sex. ( register ZERO)
Then it can certainly tell that I"ve been dreaming of pork pulled sandwiches and Tony Luke's Philly Cheesesteak VS Pats Philly Cheesesteak right?
And then my other super awesome friend chimed in and said: I bet it would look the same on that gadget. :)
BWAHHH
AHA
AHHA
I just thought that was smokin funny.
Smokin.
Mmmm…. smoked pork.
See… and I JUST said to my biggest and only fan --- that I don't really have anything to say.
8 comments:
Big Fat Brother... how the hell can it tell... and does it know if you've really had sex or just you know.. diy'd it??? hahaha just sayin'! congrats on 25 lbs.. I can only dream. (of Pork)
Damn! wish I could lose weight by doing nothing!! I do nothing all day long! lol :)
and umm when did you change layouts? cause I swear I was just here the last time you posted and it wasn't this one. lol
oh and because your like never around anymore I'll tell you here. I'm moving to wordpress which means my url is a changing :) Will you please come visit my new home when it's done? lol
"Can it tell if I faked it?"
Well, if a man can't, then you know there is a damn way around trickin' a robot too! :) xoxoxoxo
Thanks for making me laugh...so hard!
I need to learn how to lose weight doing nothing. Also, I think that would make me want to have lots of sex so whoever 'they' are would be jealous of me.
So what's this "doing nothing" you speak of? I need names dammit. Congrats on the loss.
Really...what plan is this?
Congrats on the weight loss!
But, I'm laughing at the thought of that device.
And doing nothing? How does that work? Or does it involve not eating? B/c I like food.
You look fabulously SUPAH!!!! Keep up the good work doing nothing though I know you are sweatin in the gym...Don Pablos!!!!! (= Keep rockin' it, Debby!
BTW: that device would scare me....how does it know that stuff??? Does it have eyes too and is watching??? (;
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