My hother mucking fusband consitently watches Ghost Adventures.
If you're not so blessed as to be tortured with this show nightly , in your own De LA Casa. I will brief you.
Briefing;
Travel Channel
Zak, Nick and Aaron.
Ghost hunters. Round the world.
Zak- token hot guy --- yells at the ghosts to COME AND GET HIM.
Idiot.
Likes to get personal with the ghosts. Is a bit of a drama king. WHERE THE heck this dude came from .. I have no idea.
Sometimes I eye him up for lots of reasons. ;)
Ahem.
But mostly it's because I can't tell if he's a BIG FAKE! I give him the squinty eyes narrowed eyes---- the whole show.
Nick-- Normal dude. Takes orders from Zak.
Aaron- Big fat dude who would push over both Zak and Nick while running out of the " haunted place." Cuz he's a totally wussyfoot. I love him. That would be me. If I weren't ME.
Cuz I don't do that shit.
I'm the girl who left sleepovers because the evil girls started SEANCES? SAONCES? BEYONCE?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
I'm the girl who didn't pee all day in 4th grade because the EVIL BIZNOTCHES of 3rd grade Wilson St. ---- did Bloody Mary in the Bathrooms each hall break.
I ASK YOU--WHERE WERE THE TEACHERS????
So they go to all these places and are locked in for 12 hours. They have all this equipment--- and some of it captures voices on other frequency levels.
This is when I freak out and start BA- LEIVIN!
IMA BELEIVERIMABELIEVER.
Anyways.
Guess WHO falls asleep during the PINNACLE OF EACH SCARY ASS EPISODE.
one
d.
b.
d.
Leaving me alone with ZAK AND THE DEMONS!
AND I WANT TO KILL HIM.
So I kick him. To wake him back up. And then I pretend I have no idea what he's talking about when he jumps.
And I say---- maybe it was a ghost?
:)
I'm not sure which is worse. Diners Drive Ins and Dives--- or Ghost Hunters.
13 comments:
I hate that show!!! My sister watches it and I refuse to watch it!! lol
I can't watch these shows. Way to freaky and then I am up all night. No siree bob, not gonna watch.
You crack my A$$ up....isn't it like a man to fall asleep and leave us watching the crap they were watching....these shows freak me out too.....because I becomeabeliever too....(=
I guess I'll be the oddball and admit that I am obsessed with the show.
Is it wrong of me to let my 5 year old watch it? He may or may not be doing that as I type this.
I LOVE this show!! Me and the kids watch it every single Friday night...and then when I got to bed I have to make sure the bathroom door is closed before I lay my little head down to sleep..cause I have ghosts in my closet! (ya, go check out my blog to see more on that!)...
I even have video of my then, 3 yr old 'hunting ghosts'...yes, we are obessed...or weird...take your pick! LOL!
I love that show!
Is this the friggin' show that is taped in "night vision". They look like demons themselves? :) The knock off "Ghost Hunters". HAHAHA!
That kind of stuff scares the be-jeezus outta me too! I can't handle it.
OHMIGAWD! I HATE scary shit! I will NOT watch it! And I make everyone who IS watching it turn the volume down so it doesn't reach out and get me!
Pork: The other white meat!... I'm guessing they mean aside from my ass.
OMG......you crack me up!
I watch that show every once in awhile. Until I either get bored with the episode or FREAKED OUT!
Haha!
Love your blog, You are hilarious!
I'm a new follower.
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OMG I as cracking up!!! I watch all the Ghost Hunting shows.... but I totally know what you mean. My husband falls asleep during Ghost Hunters (with Jason and Grant) ..
OMG I as cracking up!!! I watch all the Ghost Hunting shows.... but I totally know what you mean. My husband falls asleep during Ghost Hunters (with Jason and Grant) ..
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