I was thinking about my closet the other day. The closet of a MOFO HOUSEwife.
I LOVE HOW organIZED people with no kids have their shit folded or grouped into colors/ seasons. I hate your faces.
I was thinking I would organize my closet as so.
Left side.
Short sleeve Old navy tshirts with bleach stains.
LEft Side Middle.
Short sleeve ripped old navy tshirts with bleach stains.
Left Side End
Stretched out Old navey tshirts -- and a few long sleeved v neck old navy tshirts that the hems are now wider than the rest of the shirt.
Freaking old navy.
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Right side.
Yoga Pants that come down to hairy calfs.
Right Side middle.
Yoga Pants with bleach stains.
Right side end
Yoga Pants that cover hairy calfs.
Up the MIddle
Sweatshirts with holes.
next to but not touching--- sweatshirts that have shrunk but I still hold on to. Oddly. Like a hoarder.
1 wrinkled ass shirt that is for GIRLS NIGHT OUT.
It's been there for 7 years.
It came out of the dryer that way.
And that is the closet of a MO FO Housewife.
7 comments:
LMAO. This cracks me up. My closet is filled with clothes that I do not wear. Every time I clean out my closet, I might grab one more thing that I don't wear, but left in there from last time. Maybe I'll eventually clean it all out. Probably not though.
I organized my closet once. It was a glorious day. Now? I'm lucky things even make it out of the laundry basket and on a hanger!
True story: My closet is organized, everything in order by color, sleeve length, season, etc,. I still wear the same five sweaters that are always in the laundry basket, though.
You're ahead of me if your stuff is actually HANGING up.
Afreakin'men, woman.
Oh god, and bleach stains? I've got 'em by the dozen and then some. It's all the damn Lysol 4-in-1 with bleach that I use, that uhh, I'm pretty sure I'm NOT supposed to be using/around since I'm preggy-pregz, but momma's gotta keep a house clean somehow!
My closet is nice and tidy and neat - mainly cos none of the stuff fits me but I refuse to chuck it out cos I WILL stop stuffing face with crap and one day fit back into it all!
Until then it will gather dust!
(The 2 items I do actually wear are somewhere between the washing basket and the ironing basket)
LMAO! Your closet sounds exactly like mine!
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