SupAHmommy Speaks…{the one and only}: February 2010

All About MEme Monday : First Kiss N Tell

It's that time again! All About MEme time ! This time Supah and MommyBrain want to dig into your past and unlock that super secret diary post you wrote about in 8th grade.

Your first kiss.

Wait? Yours wasn't in 8th grade? SECOND GRADE? Fer shame ! You can march yourself RIGHT to confession missy!

This week Supah and Mommybrain want to hear a story about your FIRST KISS.

Kiss and tell it all over this web K?

Use full names if need be to embarass those who kissed you back in 8th grade and later dissed you in 11th grade.

Wait? That's JUST Supah?

* I'll get you Justin B Runer and your buck teeth too! * waiting for Domestic Delinquent to catch that one.

You know how this works right?
Write a post.
Grab our Button- just copy it.. k? Supah's too tired to make another button.
Come back on Monday and link up.

If you refer someone and they're hired they participate we will bestow upon you .... virtual hugs.

xoxox©
supah

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The mother of all kisser stories.

Pucker up.

JB was the proverbial class merry-go-round in 7th grade. All the girls took a turn on him at some point. Dont' be durty supah fools. It was innocent. :)

I was not spared that ride and in fact jumped on that horse as soon as it was finally my turn. I wasn't a girl that was ever first picked, eventually I would get sloppy thirds or fourths. It was very helpful to my fragile self esteem.

" Will you go with me." JB would ask in a folded triangle football note scrawled in a smudged and lightly penciled handwriting. He always used mechanical pencils. He was rich, I think. I had chewed number 2 pencil nubs in my unicorn trapper keeper. I wanted him for his mechancal pencils, truth be told. I think he liked my trapper keeper.

His modus operanda.
While you were starry eyed and dazed from his note asking for your hand, he would go in for the kill. Slyly slide you some Hubba Bubba gum in your favorite flavor as you passed in the hall. He was a sugah daddy long before the term sugah daddy was coined. JB SugahDaddy.

Sold.

At least I was.

A pack of Cherry Cola Hubba Bubba and I was JB SugahDaddy's ho of the week.

JB SugahDaddy was quiet and standoffish. Aloof. He was a nice kid. Cute too. But he had the BIGGEST BEAVER BUCK TEETH in the history of BEAVER BUCK TEETH. Laden with rows upon rows of metal braces.

Hazard screamed young Supah. RED FLAG RUN !!

Double issues for me.

1. I had never kissed a boy.
2. That was some dangerous Orthodontic Territory right thur. On top of the whole protruding choppers bit.

I knew I would have to kiss him. There was no point to " go-ing" with someone and accepting Cherry Cola Hubba Bubba if you weren't goinna give up a kiss. I was worried I'd have to give my gum back.

  I was so nervous I had never kissed anything but inanimate objects. I even kissed my mirror in preperation for the kiss o ' doom. But how do you prepare for Buck Teeth and braces? No mirror can help you there people. Not even Magic Mirror on the Wall.

So I decided to be thorough and I researched. I asked others who had kissed him. They weren't givin it up. Something bout pretending that it didnt' happen.

  So researching didnt' work for me. Today I bet I could find instructions on google. How to Kiss someone with BIG BUCK TEETH.

Instead I went to Plan B . I went right to the source. I simply just asked him.

* not the best idea in hind sight*

How does one kiss you with your ridiculously dangerous set of choppers JB SugahDaddy? Is there a method that you've found most reliable? I'm standing by taking notes. Perhaps you can draw me a diagram?

He assured me in one of 45 conversations on the phone that we had daily that it was not an issue.
Cocky bastard.

So we planned " it."
We skipped the " Ardmore ROller RinK School Skate Party. " that Friday night.

* rebels

Got dropped off. And then promptly left with another couple.

* rebels again

I have NO idea who it was now that I think of it.

* short term memory girl*
We climbed these metal stairs on our way to a park that would host Operation First Kiss.
A wooded park, where IT would happen.

   One step at a time I took those stairs. Impending buck tooth kiss doom. I was sweatin bullets. *1st step, 2nd step, 3rd step*... *4th step * I was so nervous that * 5th step *... I didnt' see a HUGE RUSTED metal wire sticking out *6th step* OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

MAN DOWN !!!

I gouged the shit out of my ankle. Tore a hunka skin right out. Hurt like a mutha !

Nothing says sexy like your 7th grade girlfriend bleeding like a stuck pig with possible tetnus.

I still have a scar on my not a cankle from it.

Yes. Those pants are bleach stained. Yes I need a manicure and pedicure. Back your critical self off. :)

I got cleaned up by stopping at a friends house and eventually we continued on to the park. JB obviously wasn't concerned about my ankle that should have had stitches nor my possible tetnus ridden body. He was all about Operation First Kiss.

We kissed in a wooded park after much stalling. It was gross. I had to dive in under those teeth and braces. I almost lost a lip.

Yah. Totally special first kiss. I got lots of bubblegum and he deemed Aerosmith's " Angel." Our song. YOU WILL NEVER HEAR THAT SONG AGAIN WITHOUT THINKING OF SUPAH and her Operation First Kiss huh?

* saweeeeet!

* sigh

We broke up a few weeks later.

He was a total ass to me from 10th grade forward though. Maybe he was pining for me still. I have a scar that reminds me daily of my first kiss and of HIM. JB SugaH Daddy.

What was your first Kiss like? Was it as special as mine.

xoxox©
supah

Sundays With Jaden: Only Three LEft! * updated with pics

Sundays With Jaden: weekly update

I'll do this every Sunday - AND AS NEEDED for the gazillions of you following his story: so keep coming back.

For those of you unaware of this tough little man, you will first need to read his story here. ( click those words) I must preface your journey to reading that story with two reminders;

I know this family personally.

Grab a Kleenex.

Please grab his button and place it on your blog to share the prayers.

Our little man has nine radiation treatments down and only three to go. He has had a physical therapy evaluation for that limp that they were so worried about. Good news is that he will receive therapy two times a week to improve his strength. They are all so relieved. In the meantime he is enjoying his time at home. Julie is awaiting a well deserved trip with some girlfriends and Daddy will be in charge of the roost. I do not have info about Juile's results so keep thinking of her. I know so many of you have asked. Prayers for a safe, relaxing and fun trip for Julie. Prayers for our little man during his last few treatments and prayers for Big Daddy Joe. :)
Who will be Mr. Mom for a bit. Thank you to those of you who have kept Jaden in your hearts and mind for all of these months. Thank you to those of you just now learning of his story and loving his sweet face.

A special thanks to Tammy Two Cents Daughter Who remembered Jaden during a project for her local Children's Hospital.

Sewing a Little Love
click link above
Look what these girls did!

They sewed tiny little "feeling hearts" for patients like Jaden in their local area.

What wonderful sweethearts you all are. THank you for remembering Jaden. It is on it's way to him.

xoxox
supah

* UPDATE FROM GRAMMIE AND SOME PICS

I am sorry that I did not share last week's Dr. news about Julie. We went on Monday to the ENT who wanted to wait until he talked to the Radiation Oncologist. We went to the RO and he said that since the activity on the MRI in her parotid area was not consistant with her symptoms, he did not want to do anything. The lung issue is not much different. He believes that she is getting pain from scar tissue and gave her meds that soften it. He also gave her Vit E to help with the scar. Thankfully that is good news. Doesn't really feel like it, but it is good news. He told her that there is entirely too much going on with Jaden and she needs her energy to deal with him. We are glad that there is not anything horrible happening, but it is working at it's slow pace to cause her grief.

Jaden is doing well. We are so excited. Two more to go this week!!!

Then MORE tests next week.

Keep Praying

Love Grammie

PLEASE DONATE TO HELP THIS FAMILY IF YOU FEEL LED!

They need every penny !

MACARONI KID : How am I doing.

Supah's back to tell you more about Macaroni Kid. I posted a few days ago about it HERE. and had TONS of questions.

My new business slash writing venture.

Let me just tell you that this is perhaps on of the single best moves I've made. And you all know.. I'm a mover.

I published my second edition of the Robinson Macaroni Kid today and I am really happy with it. I can see how many subscribers I have at this point. 91 . Sweet Momma!

Within an hour. 40 people had opened it up ! SCORE ! I LOVE STATISTICS. I cannot add without drawing it in the air. But I love statistics!

I have looked and looked for years for a legitimate way to satiate my burning desire to use my brain, contribute to my family funds and broaden my writing career. Never did I think I'd find something that would let me do all three. I SOUND like an infomercial but I just really want to share this opportunity with my mommy blogger friends who do this already. Every single day. And don't get paid.

This isn't your stuffing envelopes craigs list scam. This is totally real. Totally.

Macaroni Kid... if you can get in on it in your area.

Don't wait.

Do it now. I'll be more than happy to answer any of your questions about how it works. ]

Here's why I don't think you should wait. My humble in your face opinion.

They have a booth at BLOgher upcoming for the first time.

I have a feeling once moms know about this: they're going to BLOW UP.

Here are my stats. My back of the baseball trading card if you will.

In one weeks time using all the materials they provided me.
I have published 2 newsletters.
I have grown 91 subscribers.

I have been put on media lists because I am now considered, "press." UM.. HELLO RED CARPET. so NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU !

I have collaborated with several PR firms and acquired not only complimentary tickets to upcoming shows such as Disney's Finding Nemo On Ice, Curious Georges LIve Musical Show, Smuckers STars on Ice But also unlimited passes to 4 of my cities museums as well as tickets to give away to my readers.

I have done it all ... sitting in my jammies on my couch. Honestly. In my mistmatched jammies and unshowered hair.

People.

I haven't even BEGUN to break into this yet. ONE WEEK. ONe week I've been doing this. Granted, I have worked hard but seriously. I've worked harder organizing blog MEme's!!

I will be building up my subscribers list and then I'll be hitting my ad sources. That's where you're going to see Supah get some doughboy. Because with Macaroni Kid. All of the Ad Revenue that you sell on your page, is yours to keep.

What else is crazy cool. Any person that signs up and uses me as a referral. I get money off of the monthly rate I pay. The very LOW monthly rate ( that's a limited time offer) So in essence. If you recruit. Um. You can delete a lot of your monthly fee.

I wonder how they would feel if I got it down to ZERO!! Get ready Nicki, Joyce and Eric. I'm bringin it ! It's goinna be BROUGHTEN as Christiann on twitter dared say to me today about a dance off.

I just wanted to share because it's legit, it's real. It's a great opportunity. Don't miss out. Please tell them I sent you. Because, yes. I want the credit. But mostly: I want them to notice me ( how could you not) and my mad recruiting sales skills. I would like to stun gun them with my abilities. That is my goal. Wait.. maybe they don't know me well enough yet to know that I didn't really mean.. stun gun.

Someone once told me that I could sell ice to Eskimos.

Anyone need some ice? It's snowing like CRAZY here and I bet I could rustle you up a nice big ball of Pittsburgh Ice. The best around. Comes with a pickle on the side. You can't beat that.

And you can't beat Macaroni Kid.
You .
Me.
Email.

Now.

Here's my newest newsletter.

http://robinson.macaronikid.com/

Feel free to pass it along and to subscribe! Again, any questions. I'm your girl.
xoxo

supah

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I've worked with them before and they are awesome ! This week they are kindly donating this awesome Survivor Themed Toucan Puzzle to this weeks Reward Winner !

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I love them. I plan to order some of their TOOTH boxes! They're so affordable ! $5.99!!

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Wouldn’t we all love something a bit more refreshing and Earth friendly??

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All About MEme Monday Prompt: First Kiss N Tell

with MommyBrain and SupahMommy

It's that time again! All About MEme time ! This time Supah and MommyBrain want to dig into your past and unlock that super secret diary post you wrote about in 8th grade.

Your first kiss.

Wait? Yours wasn't in 8th grade? SECOND GRADE? Fer shame ! You can march yourself RIGHT to confession missy!

This week Supah and Mommybrain want to hear a story about your FIRST KISS.

This week on the "skew."

Who knows. It's Cessy's turn to pick. Probably sex.

JUST DANCE: yer bloggy off DANCE CONEST

I am teaming up with Shell @ Things I Can't Say to bring you:

She had this awesome idea to have a dance contest using the Wii.

I got my fingers in that cookie jar cause it's SO FUN and THERE'S BEEN MUCH TALK of a Dance Off for ages.

TO PARTICIPATE:

You need Just Dance for Wii to participate.

We will pick a song for this week to make it fair.

Since doing the "mashed potato" is MUCH easier than "you can't touch this." We are picking a song for you .

Song for the week: GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN

Here's what you do:

* PRACTICE. The SHORT version of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

*We need video proof of your dance and your HIGHEST SCORE on your blog. No editing. So you might be filming yourself nonstop for a week. Pretend it's your own reality show.

*Only ONE entry per person.

*Set your dance to post at 9am EST NEXT Friday.

(SO YOU CAN'T CHEAT and hold out like I would til the very end to see what the highest score so far is. )

*Be sure to put our button on your post. Thank you Amber for your help making it.

Once you have your post published.

* Email Supah or Shell to tell us that your link is up. We'll keep your score a secret until DANCE OFF TIME and then we'll link you up ourselves. Come back to our blogs to see the other contestants and to see wins!

Our high scorer will win 4 brand new advanced copy romance books courtesy of Hatchette books. ROWWWWWWWL !

And the title of Dancing Queen of the Week.

Major bragging rights right there.

You can't possibly look as silly as SHELL'S ~~bil~~ this random guy I don't know:

And, you know, there might even be a booby prize!

SHELL and I will be having our own little competition.

It's not really fair if one of us wins SINCE we're both former stage dancers.
She's a stripper, I was a professional broadway dancer.

We're both ultra-competitive, we couldn't completely sit this out.

So, we will be competing against each other for the title of

SUPREME Dancing Queen of the Week.

That's right, we get to be SUPREME.

Shell has seen me dance irl. Shell is the person who asked me once, " Your not drunk? You act like that in real life." When I took her drunk azz home after watching her do the running man all night. So, I'm not ascurred of her dancing skiddizzles.

But you still have to try to beat us.

So Mommy Is In the Bathroom
Princess
Chief
Jenn Fab
and ANYONE ELSE WHO
DARES TO GET
ELECTRIC TWO BOOGALOO with us??

Are you ready to DANCE????

xoxox© supah This week on :

THE Skew: A Round Table MEme Discussion CHEETAH WOODS

Click the comic pictures to enlarge them. :)

Now what's your "skew" on the Tiger Woods Cheetah Conference.

LInk up.. even if you posted earlier this week. Link it up and visit the other linkers !

xoxox

supah

Next week on the "skew." : stay tuned ! WE have no idea.

Look at what my little Survivors DId !

As you all know I have organized a game called SUpah's Survivors. A mock Survivor Game. This weeks Challenge was for the survivors to make their own " buff-ons" or BUttons... that revealed their Survivor Characters alter ego ! Check out what they came up with !

Some of them actually had to LEARN how to do this and I'm so proud of them. They actually created HTML coding and made a true button with an HTML code box. GO SURVIVORS ! These are the end results ... just the pics !

GOOD JOB EVERYONE ! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHO HARV and Miss Porkchop CHOOSE today !

If you click on their button it should send you to their website so that you can learn more about the awesome person behind the button ! You can also visit our Survivor Site to follow our game playing !

xxoxo
supah

This week on the "skew."

The Cheetah Woods Press Conference. Did you watch? What did you think? Do you think public figures should apologize publicly? Do you think it is sincere? What's your "skew." Write a post and link up on Thursday!