I'm magnetic….

Or at least I love to think of myself that way.
I attract all kinds of stuff and sometimes that's not good if you know what I mean.

This past weekend we took a complimentary ski trip thanks to a client of my husband's.  We packaged all the kids up in the SUV along with  Gramma and Broocie.  How a 2 ton vehicle ---- becomes a sardine can.  Is beyond me… but us Supah's … we rise to the darn occasion.

One hour later we arrived in the bitter cold of Seven Springs.  Hustled the kids outside and up to the chalet dodging snowflakes and booger freezing wind.  You know that kind?


Oh yes you do.  You're my kind of crowd.
That's a rare phenomenon.  The booger freezing cold.


We get up the stairs- have half the shit unloaded.  Are all standing outside of the door….
watching…
waiting…
fucking freezing.


Watching DBD slide the keycard ..
over
and
over
and
over
and
over
and
over
and
over
and
over


and then turn it around
and slide the key card

over 

and 

over

and 

over

and

over 

and 

over 

and 

over

and 

over

FUCK US if the cards didn't work. 

The owner was in Vail. Col- o- fareaking-rado.  ON A MOUNTAIN TOP .  SKIING. 

It was 10 at night. 

With 3 little girls.  

Booger frozen and uNhappy. 

MADY had a chernoble quality meltdown in the front seat while we waited for a magic person to fly in on a magical carpet, land and let us in. 

This did not happen. 

So we drove down to the ski resort to .. make it seem like we were doing something when in fact we were desperately waiting for that return phone call from Vail Mountain Man. 

While we were driving to the resort.  Someone said-- -- those keys must have become

DE- MAGNATIZED. 

somehow. 

someway.

DE- MAGNeTIZED.

LIGHTBULB MOMENT for supah. 

'DBD,' HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSES supah. 

OMFG YOU MO FO ASS FO MO FO!!! 

YOU 

HUNG

THE 

CARDS

ON 

THE 

REFRIGERATOR

WITH 

A 

MAGNET. 

And that was the beginning of our ski weekend.  

I was stuck on baby duty.  I guess somehow when she was born----- that was the short straw that I drew.

FOR

LIFE. 

  

WTF!!!!??? 

HALFWAY through 3 meltdowns with her in the ski lodge I was wishing I was avalanching down the hill in true supah skiing fashion. 

xoxox