So I hopped in the shower to find a brand new spiffy body scruff.
For dudes.
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt .
rewind.
FOR DUDES.
* shaking head*
Come to find out.. it's actually marketed as a
BALL SCRUBBER.
Of course it came as an accompaniment to his new body gel.
DUDE GEL.
I .
know.
What kind was it you ask.
AXE. or SEX it should be called
Dragon something or nother flavor.
DRAGON SOMETHING OR NOTHER. I repeat. DRAGON…
w
t
f
?
I have some ponders.
1. when browsing for a dude gel-- does he scope the aisle up and down , note Ivory, note cheap Walmart brand then zero in on Axe--- remembering the commercials of lust and seedy sex.
Yes. Tis true huh?
SOB.
2. When choosing a fragrance…. what made him choose Guava Dragon Slayer?? Or whatever it was called?
He wanted to channel his inner Knights of the Round Table huh?
Crimeny.
If I come home and he's lounging on my bed in metal knight garb… trying to be all sexy.
I 'm filming it. Cuz it's a sure thing he's goinna pinch his balls in the metal stuff.
Just saying.
Freaking dragon gel.
As if the ball scrubber weren't enough.
Ball SCRUBBER.
IN
MY
SHOWER
14 comments:
Dammit, woman. Now I'm going to have to make fun of him next time I see him. It's either that or laugh in his face and try to lie about why I'm about to pass out.
Please girl, he's just being lazy. If he uses Axe, he doesn't have to take the time to put on cologne....or in his mind....doesn't have to clean the house again to turn you on. Poor disillusioned soul....
That commericial is totally over the top. And Axe has some messed up names. My son has asked for his own Axe deodorant spray... Yikes!
The mental image of him laying on your bed in a knight's costume, pinching his balls in the metal is almost too much to bear! LMAO.
There must be some sort of drug laced in with the Axe stuff. My husband is hooked on it. When I find the ball scrubber in my shower, then I'll worry!
Now that I have pulled myself back up onto the couch, all I have to say is: That. is. hi.lar.i.ous. (Oh and I'm glad I don't know your husband IRL, because I'm prety sure there'd be no straight face-keepin' here).
My hubby has one of those too. He called me one day to tell me he bought a "manly loofa". Before it was marketed as a ball scrubber they just called it a body detailer. I still thought it was weird.
Holy HECK, Supah has her funny on today! If you film that?? VIRAL!
That crap is just for pre-teen and teen boys who don't know better. jeesh.
HA! This made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
Wait. Did you see the commercial? Where they scrub the balls...tennis balls and such, but OMG is it dirty! And then it got banned.
Oh. My. Gosh. You have GOT To be kidding me!!! I've never seen that commercial before! My husband uses Axe...and we just ran out of the kids' wash, so he used it on both the boys too!! HAHAHAHAAHAHA!
Lol, too funny you are. new follower here btw.
Axe appeared in my house the day after my husband saw the elevator commercial...too bad the only elevator within 100 miles is in a hospital and if someone is gonna jump his bones in it, she's probably geriatric and will need to use her wheelchair as a stepping stool lol
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