that I got to in plenty enough time ...
to make my 5:30 AM flight...
to Vegas to meet up with Chief and Meeko Fabby
Here I sit.
Because the truth is folks...
I got here at 3 AM
( because I am prompt .... and attentive to security requirements of the FAA... and also because I decided to forgo sleep this evening and felt that if I stayed at home any longer- I might actually fall asleep upright)
So I drove to the airport.
Well within the 2.5 hours before your flight window -
and was eeeeeeeeeeever so pleased to see that the Us Airways check in counter
does not open until 4:15 A. M.
That's what that red says in the blurry ass pic.
WTF USAIRWAYS??
Oh... I see. 4:15 am.
currently 43 minutes from now
WHYYOUDIRTYROTTENMOTHERFLUCKERS.
THE ONE TIME I decide to PACK A BIG ASS BAG AND CHECK IT IN.
( so my shoes could fit )
I get here at 3 am... to find that it doesn't open until 4 FUCKING FIFTEEN AM.
SIGH
So I decided to sit down in a comfy grey pleather chair
far
far
far far far faaaaaaaar
away from the two over achievers camped out in the US Airways line
(most talkative over achievers if my grumpy self must say)
Who talks this early in the morning?
Certainly not I.
I did smile at the janitor.
But I think it was because I felt bad that instead of cuddling up with his wife or his dog or his favorite body pillow between his knees... he has to clean the shitters.
and that was BEFORE I saw all the sketchy characters they allow in the airport waiting room - pre-dawn.
Sketchy my ass.. more like.. broke down homeless people looking for a crack fix. What the fuck!! * clutching my mac tight*
TAKE THE SHOES! I HAVE LOTS OF THEM! LEAVE THE IPAD AND MACBOOK!
Anyways - I sat down to have a convo with you in between fearing for my life and composing a letter to the Pittsburgh Airport Authority about this whole shenanigan US AIrways has been pullin~
I sat down to talk to you..
* looks you in the eye*
Bad music playing* * boyz 2 men.. end of the road*
I feel bad.
I feel as if I've broken up with you all
but pulled the mother fucker of the year trick and
texted you a break up.
Internets. It's me... it's not U.
Hasta xooxox Supah
It is me.
It's not you.
I was all gung ho making that new site and then I got busy - and a month went by and I neglected you all.
I haven't been writing on the side.
Don't worry.
I'm no two timah.
I'm just gettin mah groove back.
And they just turned the lights on at the airport.
It was like a tiny miracle.
A sign.
A symbol of supah starting up again.
Turning on the lights!
I have no idea where the fritata im going to write ... but just catch me where you can..
if i don't die first at the hand of some crack fiend in the Pittsburgh INTERNational Airport!
VEGAS HERE COMES SUPAH!
14 comments:
LMAO Supah - love, love, love the new design and I too am one of "those" early birds who insists on being early for everything - but especially the airport and will sit just fine for 2 hours waiting. Have an awesome trip in Vegas with the Chief and Meeko and take plenty of pictures so we can all live vicariously through you! xoxoxo
Have a great time in Vegas!! Win me some loot.... or if I find out you won some... well, I am sure I can figure out where you live and then you will be guilted into sharing LOL
I'm laughing so hard that you dragged yourself to the airport that early and then had to sit. And wait. Ha! Sounds like something that would happen to me.
Enjoy vegas. You better blog about it.
There's no way that the airport is as bad as the Greyhound station. At least, for your sake, I hope it's not!
Life happens. We all know that. But I really do miss spewing my coffee at the screen when I visit.
Have fun in Vegas. And remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Or goes on the blog! lol
My father-in-law would get there that early if the rest of us wouldn't try to kill him in his sleep. Thye one trip we took with them involved ungodly early hours at air ports. I don't do well that early in the morning in public with a two year old. It was not pretty.
Do I need to write a letter to the fumbducks at USAir? I have a friend who is a pilot for them. (If your pilot's name is Jim....do NOT bribe him for a pic of me in my bathing suit! Tell him I will set his dock on fire.)
I have a feeling after being up this long, you and Chief will just spoon tonight. You are gonna be so tired sistah! Do me a favor and slap Meeko of the left buttcheeck. Tell him I'll slap the right when I get to meet him. ;)
i hate flying to the point that i have to medicate before i make it to the airport. i had a bad experience the first time i flew, now i am traumatized. but it has to be done. and i like you, show up a couple hours prior to "show up" time. just to be sure. and i love to browse the shops. and people watch. and if i have time to blog, well that would be nice too. hope you have a wonderful fun time in vegas. please keep us posted of your winnings and all the shows you see. we would love to go!
This just made me laugh my ass off. Lucky girl- have fun. I don't think Vegas can handle Supah.
Girl . . . Just make sure the city is still standing when I get there on Saturday, m'kay???
I'm glad to see you are getting your groove back. I am not sure that I would admit publicly that I got my groove on..er..um..I mean back, in the Pittsburgh Airport but hey, whatever makes Supah fell better! *wink*
Have fun and don't fall asleep in the casino. Someone might jack all your quarters and then you and Chief will be begging for food from strangers until Meeko to the rescue gets there!
Have fun in Vegas, lady! Remember what Santa told Buddy the Elf when he went to NYC - if you see gum in the street, it isn't free candy.
I don't talk in the morning either. I mosty grunt.
Have a good time in Vegas!
This happened to me last time I flew too! I will never try to be more than 90 mins early for a flight again, now that I know Delta doesn't even let you check bags 'til 90 mins prior. Ugh.
Hope you had a fabulous time and got your groove back in Vegas.
But, not how Stella got hers back. Though, damn, that guy was hot.
But, probably not the right way for a married lady to get her groove back.
Still here on the island, waiting to read Supah-brilliance. Though I started my blog before I knew of yours, the only reason that I decided to join the blogworld and not just talk to myself was because of you.
Now I'm all sappy and stuff.
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