KATCHING UP WITH SUPAH KARDASHIAN!

SO did you KNOW that Kourtney's baby dadday PUNCHED A MIRROR?

I didnt' know this.  ANd none of you shared this with me.
I could have intervened for them.
I'm a good intervener.
Kourtney would TOTALLY listen to me.
I just FEEL IT.





Baby Dadday needs to GO and so do his SUITS!  EY YI YI! HE looks LIKE AL CAPONE gone R. LAUREN. 



You all suck for not telling me this drama has all been going on while I've been working my ass off.
* not forgiven*
staring at YOU.



This has been my weekend " find."
Kardashians Marathon on E.


It just doesn't STOP.
I keep expecting to be cliff hanged… but I think I must've begun watching from DAY 1.
My eyes are like THIS.





I also can't stop staring at their bootays.   THEY GOT SOME JUNK IN DA TRUNK.

 My bootay is like a 2x4 times 98.
It's not right.



So.  Katching up with me - SUPAH KARDASHIAN.

Here's what I've been doing.


1.   SAGELY LIVING - DAILY SAGE
 I've been testing out my VLOGGIN skills in a different way on a cool blog I found.   If you'd like to get to know me in a non supah way-----  I'll serve it to you on a silver platter.  Let me know you stopped by over there with a comment or a subscription.  I felt like I needed something of more value to me than just my one fun blog--- so I tried to collaborate with a blog that offered some self…. introspection :) You can find me in the skype comments section.   FEEL FREE to leave a video comment and send it to sagelyliving@gmail.com .




2.  Mac Kid TWITTER PARTY!  THIS WED!  10/27  9 PM EST

 SWEET DREAMS IN 140… this is goinna be OFF THE HOOK!
They have a dream expert and will be giving away THESE AWESOME PILLOWS that I have been using myself.  100 DOLLAR PILLOWS.

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3.  Mac Kid.

I'm a publisher.  I have my own business.
This is my new life along with working for the most awesome company out there Tooth Soap® !  I have a SUPER SPECIAL DEAL for any of you who have been HIM HAWWING about starting this up in  your community!  It is STILL the BEST thing I've ever done FOR MYSELF AND MY COMMUNITY.

I make money.
I get tons of GREAT PERQS!  ( I just secured Harlem Globetrotter Tickets and also Media Access to the Barnum and Bailey Circus as well as a 10 week Kindermusik class!  -  F - REE)
I bring this awesome resource to the community.
I work with awesome people and repersent a TRUE company that people can trust and be a part of .

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I ALSO got a butt implant.
That's the big news.

I had to be more KARDASHIAN.
So sue me.

xooxox

3 comments:

TraceyJean said...

Yah! I caught the same marathon last week. Kept thinking of things I had to do but couldn't take my eyes off the screen. It's like watching a train wreck. Just... can't... look... away... I so wanted to reach into the screen and say you're the oldest, set a better example, dump the Douche and let him stay dumped. It's so hard to step back and really evaluate your actions and really see what everyone else is trying to tell you.
I got something new to add to the DVR now, cuz this is some great television...

Kristy said...

I just do not understand this man. He is not attractive. What the hell is he wearing? All the time - what the hell is he wearing?

Brie said...

Yeah, Scotty boy needs to GTFO.

How do we get sucked into these awful TV shows bout spoiled rich people who make stupid life decisions? *sigh*