My sister, Nenny, calls me clicky.
She's referring to my impatience with the computer. My incessant mouse clicking.
clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
WHO DIED AND MADE YOU COMMANDER CLICK????!! says me inside my head.
* evil teenage glare behind her back *
I WOULDN'T ever dare say it outloud because then she'd stop helping me with whatever task she had been " tasked " with by me.
Knots in a shoe? - Nenny.
Need picture frames hung in a succinct manner? Nenny
Need a rocket ship built?- Nenny
Figure out this computer program - Nenny.
Everybody needs a Nenny!
Two easy payments of $9.99
BUT WAIT….
So I JUST click some more just to passive aggressivley piss her off.
But I am an admitted clicker.
When I am filling out an automated address forms with drop down menus.
I constantly live in Uganda.
Often time Palau is my city of occupancy.
Because I am "quick like cheetah."
Albeit, mostly an inaccurate cheetah.
Which is why my emails look like this.
SUPAH EMAIL:
the dude has wanted to be a naval fighter pilot since age 3.
Navy avionics tech..worked on tomcats for 4 years and watches very
mutha flying avionics show available. It is his passion...he has
walleye vision some wasn't a likely candidate for naval fighter
pilot...lmao poor kid. So chess..there's stillma 3 ur old in that
husky beef of a man..yearning to fly .
Navy avionics tech..worked on tomcats for 4 years and watches very
mutha flying avionics show available. It is his passion...he has
walleye vision some wasn't a likely candidate for naval fighter
pilot...lmao poor kid. So chess..there's stillma 3 ur old in that
husky beef of a man..yearning to fly .
and which is why my friends say THIS :
RESPONSES:
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o..m...g CHIEF... decoder ring please
seriously, how big is the keyboard on the ipad? This big???
QUICK LIKE CHEETAH.
This is me.
IPAD keys should type as fast as my fingers move.
My teenytiny keyboard phone: should really just KNOW what I'm going to text instead of making me go through the painful process of typing on those keys. It should have ESP.
I'm not patient with stupid people.
I'm not patient with long lines.
I'm not patient with my kid when they are fighting!
Patience isn't REALLY a virtue.
That's what boring ass people who have time on their hands say.
People who enjoy watching dandelion seeds blow to timshuckitytoo.
Whatever.
Not me.
Cuz I'm Qukci Like CeeTah.
Are you a patient person?
Do you clickclickclickclick?
21 comments:
i am the SAME way! LOL!!!
I'm a clicker too, mama...you're not alone!! Things can't happen fast enough for me. LOL Though I can say, I'm so OCD/anal about spelling and the like, I make time to be patient enough for that. That, and that alone!! xD
I am quick....like a puma. That is what my daughter says when she watches me type. When I really want to freak out my husband I just do my speed typing while looking.straight.at.him.the.whole.time. He hates that. Scares him a little bit. I may or may not practice typing faster just so I can scare him more. Pumas are sneaky like that.
I am one of those boring ass people. If you came to my house and said "PATIENCE IS A..." My kids would yell out from wherever they are "A VIRTUE". Yup, I am one of them...eek....you totally disown me now don't you?
I actually run from one end of the spectrum to the other, depending on what I'm doing and my mood. It keeps my family on their toes, haha!
I'm sorry, I just can't get past "Commander Click."
And then I thought how glad I was that you didn't say "Click Commander."
And then I started thinking about "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back."
My mind races like said Cheetah, jumping from topic to topic.
Oops.
AND....you're an excellent speller! Not.
Love you anyway.....even though I have no clue what you're saying half the time.
I'm so impatient. SO VERY IMPATIENT. Jdaddy gets mad at me about the clicking too. If a page is taking too long to load, I'll close it and reopen it, refresh it, whatever. he tells me that it confuses the computer. WTH? Confuses the computer? Give me a break!
Apparently we live in the same country and city. Who knew!
I'm a texter. My phone has this autospell feature, which can really come in handy. But most times it throws out words that are completely irrelevant to the conversation. Ask my brother - I have a water "bedder", not a water "heater"!
I'm a clicker too.
Oddly enough, I'm also a Nenny. When my little sister started talking, she couldn't say J's for Jenny ... and the nickname Nenny has just stuck. We Nenny's are pretty awesome. lol ;)
The only clickityclickclicking I do is when I clickyclickclick my heels together to stamp my SHamps on the asses of the ASSES that pissed me off! Bwahahahaha!
Funny story...last night I made a Mississippi Mud Cake. You know cause PMS is a whore and I needed chocolate. I was waiting for the cake to cool so I could frost it. Kamden says...."Is it time yet?" "Is it time yet?" Is it time YET!" I say..."No." "Not yet." "NOT YET!"
He leaves kitchen defeated after the third time and looks back at me and says, "Mom, this have patience thing SUCKS!"
No patience. And my laptop has not been the same since my middle son spilled water on it. So, I type like crap b/c not all the keys work unless I beat them.
hahaha, I am not patient at all! My husband is a clicker ... drives me insane! He is constantly highlighting and clicking the mouse when he is reading on the computer.
I am the same way! If you look on my twitter account at least 12 tweets per day are full of typos. I get over it quickly and think...they know what I mean. And if they dont, then they are obviously not as cool as me
I am the farthest thing from patient. The antithesis of... It somethimes causes problems or causes things to break... Just sayin'.....
OMG you totally just described me too!!!!!
Ohmigawd! You could so by Kessa, my oldest!
"MOOOOOOM! I need HEEEEEELP!" So I wander in and ask what's the prob.
"I can't figure out how to do this stupid thingy and it's making me mad!"
I finally ascertain what the exact problem is and try to start from the beginning and she is losing her shit, saying "I already DID THAT" and "NO! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!"
As soon as I can get her to just leave me the fuck alone, I can complete the entire thing as she has clicked her way into cyberspace waaaaaay back there at step one.
She be a nut and... OHMIGOSH, you be too!;-)
I totally lost my patience trying to read through this shit
I like to go go go and do do do and I expect others to do the same for crying out loud.
I am a clicker and get mad fun of for it all the time. I also freze computers more often than the average-speed clicker.
I am patient...and a clicker.
It's a sickness.
The computer has made me impatient - I even think the toaster and the microwave are slackin'.
But I am patient with people...ok, not all people, mostly with the fruit of my loins...oh, guess they ARE people, too- but they're MY people.
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