Would the Real Princess- Please Stand UP

<--- my sis drew that for her1!!!

It's Wednesday, which means two things, y'all!  Be sure to create your WIMTS post and link up at Chief's place.  Once you've linked up, you can blog hop all over the blogosphere to see what other people have been holding back!

Second:  When I said to myself:  " SELF.......... there's something your OPPOSED TA BE RAMEMBERIN today. ????"

I meant;

HEY FINE LADY.  ---  how you doing sweet thang?  You're loooking might SUPAH today.  Why don't you sit down, relax and let me tell you what you were supposed to remember today.

  IT'S PRincess of Sarcasm's 

21ST + 19 more BIRTHDAY!

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In honor of Princess, or to me  Cessy or Red Carpet Rider ,Herme's Bag Holder PeaceKeeper. WE, the internets have decided to make today Wanna Be Princess Day.  This includes a re-written version of The Real Slim Shady by Eminem.  Take a gander at the lyrics below, and there's a video if you want to hear the real thing.

Other than that, 


HAPPY BIRTHDAY to CESSY!  

A day celebrated round the Earth!  Or ...... maybe USA...... or something  more like East coast.......... like SC and more specifically some podunkity junkity town. none of us has ever heard of.  But... WHATEVS!

WHAT  we HAVE heard of  IS the ONE  THE ONLY... PRINCESS OF SARCASM!

WAIT.  THAT'S NOT HER. 

CRAP.

the one .. THE ONLY 

Princess of Sarcasm

 MO FO!!   SH'ES HAWT.   BUT that's not Cessy either!

Would the REAL CESSY PLEASE STAND UP??

THERE'S ONLY ONE YA'LL.. and she's my friend.  :)

Wish her a happy happy day!  We love you Cess!  If we were lost in the Wilderness together.  I'd totally kill you and eat you.  Ass first.  That's how much I love you  Friends don't let friends starve in the wilderness. You're a good ASS  friend.  <--- SEE how i Used ASS IN A FUNNY way right thur.  Feel free to copy it. 

xoxoxoo

for all that you have done and the friend that you are -  have the best day, week, month ever.  So glad to have been stalked by you and so very much wish you would just get on a jet plane..... 

But make sure it's going to Austin and not  like.. Hong Kong or something.  

d.

The Real Princessy, re-written by The Wolf Pack (minus Princess, duh!)

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Princess please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Princess please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a Princess before
Jaws all on the floor like Jenn, like Supah just burst in the door
and started creating MEME’s worse than before
they first were by choice, throwin a new one in randomly (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
she didn't just say what I think she did, did she?"
And Melissa said... nothing you idiots!
Melissa’s gone, she's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Everyone love The Princess
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Princess, I'm sick of her
Look at her, walkin around grabbin her Hermes bag
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but she's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of followers in my crew
But no worse, than what's goin on at Chief’s place
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tiger Woods to hump anything with a pulse
"My name is on your lips, my name is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give them a little smooch
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what the internet is
Of course they gonna know what internet is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Google don't they?
"We ain't nothing but bloggers..." Well, some of us wannabes

Who impersonate the Princess [SLURP]
But if we can blog in the internet
then there's no reason that a kid and another kid can't skip rope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your boas, sing the chorus and it goes
'Cause I'm Princessy, yes I'm the real Cessy
All you other Princessy’s are just imitating
So won't the real Princessy please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Supah don't gotta link on her blog to get followers;
well I do, so thank him and thank you too!
You think I give a damn about a Red Carpet?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Cessy, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Meeko Fab?
Shucks, Chief better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Supah and Jenn
and hear 'em argue over who gets to see who first
You little bitch, put me on blast on your blog
"Yeah, she's awesome, but I think she's married to The Prince, hee-hee!"
I should download her blog on the www
and show the whole world how you gave Princess a headache [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little haters, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who write like me; who just don't give a cluck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
'Cause I'm Princessy, yes I'm the real Cessy
All you other Princessy’s are just imitating
So won't the real Princessy please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I’ll analyze your head when I listen to you, cause I'm a therapist only givin you
advice you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the degree to back it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the web and write it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just write it
better than ninety percent of you bloggers out can
Then you wonder how can followers read up these posts like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm ninety
I'll be the only person NOT in the nursin home 
My heirs will take care of me when I can’t do it myselfThey’ll keep doing it until it isn't working
And every single person is a Princess lurkin
She could be workin at Burger King, flippin’ your whopper
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a cluck!"
with her windows down and her music up
So, will the real Cessy please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
'Cause I'm Princessy, yes I'm the real Cessy
All you other Princessy’s are just imitating
So won't the real Princessy please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha
Guess there's a Princessy in all of us
Forget it, let's all stand up 

If you would like to join in on Princess' birthday bash and post a picture of yourself as THE Princess, please link up HERE