SupAHmommy Speaks…{the one and only}: December 2009

Crips N Bloods in the ER

So when you are given face masks in the ER all of the sudden you're a mother fluckin terrorist!

Well Grow me a Beard and shove a badly McGyver'd TEsticle-plosive down my pants!

Whoo-da thunk it?

Except my personal version.... the explosive that is.... is the

Ham -Thrax©(Princess coined term)

or maybe that's a SLIGHT exagerration.

Regardless..bacon flu or not... our family is / was / is totally flu fucked.

or FLUCKED. I think I'll coin it.

FLUCKED©

1 dollar per use

try to use it without payin me

go ahead

you'll see.

Swine flu, pig flu, swan flu frog flu ...all the same to me. You shit outcher ass and puke through your nose or vice versa. Same difference. FLUCKED ©

ONce you get those face masks....the one's that DO NOT make you look all McSteamy and McDreamy.... Everyone's got the damn stankITY staNK eye on you!

Watchin your every move but trying to seem nonchalant about it. Grouching through their eyebrows that they DONE SAW YOU WITHOUT masks 5 MIN ago up in HERE- AH!

Makes me wanna get all ghetto NeNe ATlanta Housewife on their asses yelling out... neck waving ... finger waggin... WITH MY MASK OFF for emphasis.

" NO ONE DONE GAVE ME NONE OF THem MASKS upon Mah ARRrrrrrrrrrrrrIVAL thankyouverymuchandgoodnight mmm hmmmmm"

" AND ur spawns the one goin round germlickin up this germified place N. E. WAYZ. The little fucker just went allllll up in mah grill and coughed his flemmity flem all over the place... so WATCH UR REARVIEW.. Or I am goinna FLIP YO ASS over this hard ass medical couch next time your eye grill me!! "

Cuz I love NeNe. And I know she'd rock the joint. Me.. not so much. But it's fun to imagine. I'm a sweetheart. Like Mike Tyson.

I'll make note to bring my own FACE MASK next time...

All Crips vs Blood style n@.

Or maybe I should re-think that idear.

I have my own gang anyways. All you all- thanks for all the love.!

Just say you'd rip a wig off of someone for me... or flip them over a couch. Then I'll know you're REALLY part of my gang and I won't have to bust a cap in yo ass.

* thank you wolf pack for rallying such love

Stu: "Everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart." 

Alan: "I think he's mean."

* Yep Yep is fine. Her tank is full. She's demanding cocoa puffs and is in her princess dress that Santa left her right now. She stinks like shit and puke. But hey... we all do. What's one more this week?

The Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh. Is phenomenal. That's all I can say . And so is Chief for her Shitty BUnch song. That there's CONTENT.

xoxoxo©

ex oh ex oh ex oh circle c

supah

Shhhh... Don't say anything... it's a surprise for Supah!

HI... My name is Chief...

and this is Mommy...

She's always in the bathroom..

Then there's Princess

She is skinny and perky so she uses a real pic.

WE ARE SUPAH's WOLF PACK.... HOWLLLLL! (like the Hangover.. get it?)

and we need your help!

Chief wrote a song about it so listen up bitches and buttholes (sorry, men are the buttholes today)

AHEM.... MI MI MI MI MI MI MIIIIII

*TAP *TAP (squeal) can you hear me?)

Okay here goes

Oh there's a story,
of a lovely lady..

who was bringing up three very special girls.

It was Christmas week and they were all a puking

even the youngest one had the shits.

It's a story of a mom named Supah

Who was busy catching chunks in a towel

They were four girls, living all together

heaving and squirting all alone.

Tell the one day when this lady had her sister,

who was an Angel and came to her rescue...

she wiped their butts and caught all their chunkies

and thats the way they all became the Puking Bunch

The Puking Bunch

and shitting bunch

That's the way they all became the Sickly Bunch!

DO YOU GET THE POINT PEOPLE? Supah has an A1 shitty week. She has worked so hard for months to make a little booger bear's Christmas a bit brighter only to have fate kick her sqaurely in the ass and she needs some lovin' sen her way AYSAP!

So everyone send Supah some bloggy comment love right now! We are keeping score and expect 100's of comments to be here or else Chief will hunt your asses down and rip your damned typing fingers off... or better yet, she will send her ass midget over to your house to live... get me?

Yep Yep has been in the ER all day suffering from dehydration.

As we type this, she is getting IV fluids and asking for Pizza bless her heart she is just like her mother. Pray for her, she still has time to change (just jokes Supah.. snort)....

Supah is exhausted. A week of the stomach flu and a sister who caught it while helping her care for her peanuts while she herself was shitting through a screen door.

WE CAN BOOST HER UP! SO LETS DO IT!

(p.s. Don't tell her we broke in to her blog. she is so delirious she will think she wrote this herself, I promise)

Post It Note Tuesday: FUCK YOU FLU

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Here's my lone ranger.

xoxox©
supah tonto

Can You Smell What Supah's Cookin? And a Guest Post

While you're all awaitng my inevitable and boring return to the bloggin world, I am ass huggin my couch investing serious time in Jersey Shore...some Kit Kats and Annie: all simultaneously thanks to the " back " button on my remote.

I can't decide who I'd rather be.. Snooki , a Kit Kat Bar or Annie. Tough call.

I'm also seriously considering changing Dbd's name to "The Situation. " If you don't watch it... Jersey Shore ... ( good choice) then move on to other news.

In other News;

I puked my brains out and possibly shit myself when I contracted the flu two days ago. Like dominoes we are all falling. It has been a Christmas to remember fo shizzle. I love unwrapping fevers and projectile vomit. Admittedly, I was looking for the gift receipts so that I could possible return said items before they further hindered our Glorious Christmas Experience... no dice.

I'm asking for a re-do.

THe Flu's Victims: MnM first. Then Yep Yep. Yesterday it was all Me and then Booger Bear. Today.. quite possibly Nenny. We are still awaiting confirmation of Nenny's issues. We're thinking possibly a bad bout of Queso... or the flu.

My shining Flu Moment:

When the mini- van driven by DbD careened off the side of the road and released a one Supah out of the passenger side. It was almost mystical the scene that then played out.

The car hadnt' even come to a stop before I hurtled out of the passenger side and rolled into a snow filled road gully. Fighting of thorns and thistles. Positioning my body for the the oncoming HURL ... I knew it was all over at first lurch. It was very fire hydrant in the ghetto on a hot summer day ish. I was quite proud and I share because I know you all will be proud as well. This was no wussy boy puking.... I did it up right.

My sister thought I had tumbled out of the car because I couldn't hold it in the other end. She was mortified and in awe all at the same time thinking that I was seriously going to drop my drawers on the side of the road and let loose. .5 miles from my home...

I'm certain that secretly she was wishing she could be like me. Ass to the world: baring it all.. no shame just shit.

However, i proved her wrong. I am not a road side shitter even with the flu. There is some cooth down deep if you dig way far.

I'm sure some of you are wide eyed in disbelief.

She was relieved when she saw the fire hydrant puke display... and then her kind soul... promptly closed the VAN DOORS so that she wouldn't smell what Supah Was COokin.

I heard the van door sliding shut , slowly and monotonously as I GRASPED FOR CLEAN WHITE SNOW to wash my mouth out. As I WAS eating SNOW that deer probably shit in... hunting dogs pissed in... they were all concerned for their "smellovision."

KIND kind souls.

And thus was the beginning of my date with the flu.

As I ass hug my couch and watch Nenny to see if indeed Queso is rearing it's ugly head or if the flu is fucking her shit up... I shall bless you all with a post over at PBD's IFRIEND Monday.

It's about how I broke up with my first love. My maybegay hairdresser CJ. It's a good one. One of my favs.

Leave me a comment so I know you read it. You can leave it over there. That's how this kinna shit works. Got it? Good? I think I need to blow chunks. Later.

SUPAH'S GUEST POST

* updated to say , " It is not QUESO. The flu has attacked Nenny. ( my sister)"
xoxox©
supah

* can you also say a prayer, my prayer warriors, for my highschool Friend A who is pregnant with twins after losing her first baby at 19 or so weeks. One twin is not doing so well! Let's pray for some good news soon.

Thank you !
xxoxo

Update

If you are visiting this blog in search of Jaden's story. You are in the right place. Julie Duttine is a personal friend. Her family needs your help. Here is their story.

PLEASE DONATE TO HELP THIS FAMILY IF YOU FEEL LED!

They need every penny !

Sundays With Jaden: weekly update

I'll do this every Sunday for the gazillions of you following his story: so keep coming back.

Also: don't forget to grab Jaden's button, post it on your blog and share this Punkin Heads story. Cause you are awesome. possum.

For those of you unaware of this tough little man, you will first need to read his story here. ( click those words) I must preface your journey to reading that story with two reminders;

I know this family personally.
Grab a Kleenex.

12/27/08

If you missed the announcement due to the holidays; JADEN'S SCANS CAME BACK COMPLETELY NEGATIVE FOR ALL NEUROBLASTOMA CELLS !!! THE CHEMO IS WORKING!!

Julie wrote at 10:30 AM 12/24 - "Jaden's scan from yesterday shows complete response to treatment! No neuroblastoma cells seen anywhere!! A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!

Poor baby still has a fever and uncomfortable with mouth sores, but we are moving in the right direction!! Waiting for Joey to get here and going to have a Christmas Eve celebration with Ethan and the Loney's! ( friends who are also patients.. Ethan is the same age as Jaden and has the SAME condition)

Glad we have each other! Merry Christmas everyone and God bless!!

Quick update from Grammie

12/26/09

Hello, Hello, Hello,

I have a very strong hunch that you guys are under the weather. Hope everyone gets better soon!

We brought Jaden home today. What a wonderful day after 8 days in CHP ( Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh! He is still miserable, but he is home,so we are very happy. I was able to cook a great dinner during the Steeler win! Yay team!!!!
We just left them and everyone was ready for bed. They aren't too exhausted ... believe that, don't ya!
Lots of tests again this week. Please pray as hard as you have been doing, cause the results have been fantastic!
He is fighting sooo hard. He needs to continue to have the strength to persist in the struggle.

Thank you, one and all for everything you have been able to do for us.

Lots of love,

Grammie

Dear Friends:

Keep praying for J-dawg. He's got miles to go but we are all beside him. You are our rock.. our extended family- you are helping for miracles to occur.

xoxo
supah

Supah Caught Santa..

I put a mr. Linky at the bottom if you wanna show off your icaughtsanta.com pics that you made! Here's mine!!

xoxox©
supah

Here's one of my tacky yard decorations that I"m certain burghbaby will make fun of soon enough. So I'm beating her to it. He came straight from the factory with one dangling eye. I craft glued it on as bests I could.. yet the GREAT WIND STORM OF 09 done TOOK HIS EYE AWAY. I put him on her Christmas Crazy List.

I fear she's going to next bb gun my INFLATABLE zebra. My innocent tacky INFLATABLE zebra that MnM picked out this year.

Bloggers and their "rules." PSHHSHT ca.

She's my new neighbor.
That ALSO blogs.
Funny huh?

My cuzzin who follows her blog and mine. Saw my house in one of her pics once that was posted. And THAT is how we became aware of "each other."

Gotta Run.. I think one of my kids is puking ... yet again.

JADEN JADEN JAden!!!

Julie wrote at 10:30 AM 12/24 - "Jaden's scan from yesterday shows complete response to treatment! No neuroblastoma cells seen anywhere!! A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!

Poor baby still has a fever and uncomfortable with mouth sores, but we are moving in the right direction!! Waiting for Joey to get here and going to have a Christmas Eve celebration with Ethan and the Loney's! ( friends who are also patients.. Ethan is the same age as Jaden and has the SAME condition)

Glad we have each other! Merry Christmas everyone and God bless!!

"xoxox©
supah

Q and A with Supah

I'll grace you with two posts today then I'm done . Be sure to read the last 3 posts. I want my comments you hosers.

Q and A with Supah:

Kmama said...: Welcome back, Supah! Hell of a job with the auction. Isn't Hangover hilarious? We saw in the theater and laughed non-stop. We watched it again Monday night, while wrapping gifts (we went out and bought it). Love that movie. Umm, so what's on your Christmas wish-list? And what was your favorite gift ever?; DECEMBER 23, 2009 11:05 AM

my christmas list includes ; A BUNCH O SHIT I wont' get.

1. a non mini van

2. a tropical vacation with no effing kids muffing it all up

3. a big bottle of al-kee-hol...

4. A BODY that looks like not me

5. a housekeeper and a laundress .. ay sap.

MERRY CHRISTMAS MISS KMAMA. GIVE JDAWGITTY A BIG SMOOCH.

singedwingangel said...: OK redneck version of scared is skert lol.. questions questions oooh hmmm dang it I hate these last minute things, right off the top of my head like I am a born smart alec or sumfin. oh yeah teach me how to SKYPE lol.. I want it i want it i want it well cept for I don't have the camera thingie lol but but Santa might come visit me iffn I was realllll good..; DECEMBER 23, 2009 11:05 AM

HOW TO SKYPE.

1. CLICK THAT RED BUTTON ON YOUR COMPUTER. ALL COMPUTERS SINCE 1992 HAVE IT INSTALLED. click it and start talkin.

GOTCHA! i wuz lyin right then.

skypin is an ability and cannot be taught. it is like disco'ing.

merry holidays !


Foursons said...: You did great with the auction! I just got an email from some guy at Ebay giving me a roundabout excuse about how he couldn't discuss your acct with me. I guess he didn't get the memo that everything was fixed to your liking. Hahahhahaha Question: What is your very favorite part about Christmas? Did one of your boys ask for a Red Ryder bb gun and did you tell them they'd shoot their eye out?; DECEMBER 23, 2009 11:35 AM

I better turn around to see that you've mistaken my three girls for boys.... or im in some big trouble havin shot boys out of my lady regions and not been aware. :)

1.. i'm pretty sure princess has got the whole gun thing covered. shes

into giving death gifts.

2. if i had boys my foursons love.... and they asked for that gift... i'd put

the elf hat on... the elf stockins and shoes ... and kick them in the head

while saying ' YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR fucking EYE OUT."

* cuz im ghetto elf fab like that."

Travis said...: Why in the sweet blue flying fuck did I not start following you sooner??
TRAVIS TRAVIS TRAVIS.... * SIGH......( SHAKES HEAD)

YOU HAd TO WAIT FOR THE "supaHpiffANY'

your not unlike others trav

WHEN IT COMES TO RECOGNIZING SUPAHS GREATNESS... I BELIEVE YO supahpiffFFUNY JUST COMED.
Do you smell that? It's a bloggy friendship. Right now. IN YOUR FACE.
I SMELL WHAT TRAVIS IS COOKIN !! The Hangover is the funniest movie of 2009, and it damn well better win EVERY Oscar there is. A question, hmmm? Ummm... Have you ever used a flavored condom? If so, what is your favorite, and why? Let's see if you can even answer that. :)
YOU DOUBT THE ENIGMA THAT IS SUPAH???
TSK TSK TRAVY.

HAVE I EVER USED A FLAVORED CONDOM?
IM A LADY TRAVIS. I DON'T ANSWER SUCH HORRIDNESS.

TRAVIS DEAR I HAVE THREE SPAWNS.
COUNT THEM.

1.
2.
3.

I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT KNOW ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL IN ANY FORMAT... FLAVORED LOLLIPOP LICKIN OR NOT.
stick that on your peppermint stick and
suck it.; DECEMBER 23, 2009 11:47 AM
Working Mommy said...: Glad you're back AND that the auction went so well! YAY! I am actually featuring you - kinda - in my post tomorrow...stop on by and take a peak! ~WM; DECEMBER 23, 2009 12:00 PM

A FEATURE??? SUPAH LOVES FEATURES. IT

MATCHES MY RED CARPET SHOES .

Chief said...: I gots a question... How did you and DBD meet. (quick version please, I don't have all day); DECEMBER 23, 2009 12:15 PM

A QUICKIE?

minus cuddling right?

MY KINNA GIRL.

lived in TOWNHOUSE with catnap. catnap had

NAVY BOYFRIENd

NAVY BOYFRIEND BROUGHT NAVY DBD

UP TO USE MY TOWNHOUSE AS SHELTER FOR

NIGHT TO MAKE FLIGHT IN A.M.

HE FELL OVER AT MY HOTNESS.

WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAM.


Jenn said...: Welcome back, Cotter.
I LOVE THAT FUCKING SHOW.
'LIKE A YAH KNOW.. LIKE A YAH KNOW."
OMG, that Travis...he's somethin' FILARIOUS!
THAT DUDE WAS NOT ON MY RADAR... * MUST FIX RADAR Question 1: If you were a hot dog, would you eat you? If so, what condiments would you slather yourself in prior to you eating you?

I DO NOT EAT LIP TRAINERS UNLESS IN DIRE NEED OF FOOD FROM GAS STATION FOR LUNCH FOR KIDS -
I'D DO SOME ONIONS AND SOME CHILI ( MEAT .. NO BEANS... I M ALL ABOUT MEAT.. NO BEANS PLEASE. )
FRANKS N BEANS Question 2: If you, me, Chief, Princess and MIITB were stuck on an island and you had to decide who was going to get eaten first, who would you pick, and why?
I LIKE CHIEFS THINKING.. I SHOULD REALLY STICK WITH MY DIET AND EAT THE LOW FAT CONTENT FIRST ( PRINCESS) BUT AS YOU CAN SEE FROM SUMO GIRLS.... I CAN'T STICK TO ANYTHING DIE- ET .. RELATED.

I'D TAKE A PIECE FROM ALL OF YOU .... LEAVING YOU WITH APPENDAGES THAT WERE ONLY ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY. LIKE AT LEAST ONE LEG. SO THAT I CAN BE ASSURED I WILL OUTRUN YOU WHEN THE SCARY ASS ISLAND TIGERS BEGIN TO ATTACK.

IM A THINKER HUH? Question 3: If McHeyHey CALLED you and was all "Supah, I want you to come spend the weekend with me in Austin..." what lie would you tell DBD? Even if you would probably tell him the truth, make up a lie to tell him.

MY SHIT WOULD HAVE A PINOCCHIO NOSE THE LENGTH OF TEXAS IF MATTHEW MCHEY HEY GAVE ME A BOOTY CALL.

* WHAT WOULD I SAY.

FIRST... I'D SEND DBD OUT FOR GREEN BEANS IN THE " PURPLE CAN." THREATEN HIM WITH DEATH IF HE CAME BACK WITH ANYTHING BUT.... I'D TELL HIM I HAD A BOOK CLUB MEETING .. AND THAT I COULDNT' WAIT TO COME BACK TO TELL HIM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVED FRIDAY NIGHT KNITTING CLUB.

THEN I'D HIGHTAIL MY ASS DOWN TO MCHEY HEY'S CAMPER AND GET MY BONGO ON. Question 4: What is on YOUR Christmas wishlist? We've heard nothing about what YOU want for Christmas. You've worked countless hours listing and selling and fighting for Jaden, I think you've forgotten about yourself :).
* SHIT I AIN'T GOINNA GET
SEE QUESTION 1.
* ADD IN A NANNY
XOXOX BIFFY.
Love Always, BIffStuB; DECEMBER 23, 2009 12:18 PM

Mae Rae said...: I am psyched you are back. We didn't go far. I have a question. If Travis were stuck in a room without a computer or food would you save his sorry behind, and what flavor condom would you slip under the door for him to eat?; DECEMBER 23, 2009 12:45 PM

look at trav getting 3 mentions in one

post.

I THINK BY THE TIME I RALLIED ENOUGH

ENERGY

TO GO AND LOCATE FLAVORED CONDOMS.. TRAV

WOULD HAVE GNAWED OFF HIS RIGHT arm AND

WOULD BE HEADED TOWARDS HIS LEFT foot ( TO

EVEN IT OUT) .... i'd probably be cruel and

slip a totally packaged pack of flavored

condoms in ( once i located the store that

sold them... ).. just to be mean and watch

him try to open it with his teeth and then

just resort to eating the entire cardboard

box out of desperation.

i'd also totally film it and put it on youtube. so i guess i would indeed

save him just to promote myself further.


Meeko Fabulous said...: Dear Supah, How do I get the annoying bitch ass ho in my office to stop her damn whistling? It's driving me up a farking will. Signed, Short Fuse :)
AS FAR AS I CAN SEE YOU ONLY HAVE THREE GLORIOUS OPTIONS.

* FEED HER A HOLIDAY TRAY OF SALTINES
* SHOVE HER ZIPPITY DOO DA ASS IN A FILING CABINET

* OR LAMINATE HER whistling dixie ass.; DECEMBER 23, 2009 1:16 PM

Danielle said...: Welcome back SUPAH. A question for you . . . . Instead of your worst ornament ... what is your favorite ?!?! MERRY CHRISTMAS -- XOXO Danielle; DECEMBER 23, 2009 1:31 PM

DANIELLE! YOU SKIMMED !! MY FAV ORNAMENT

WAS RIGHT BELOW SNOOP DOGGITY DOG. AHEM.

ITS OKAY. YOU STILL can hang here.

Amethyst Moon said...: Love love the Supah blog! "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...except herpes!" The Hangover= WickedAwesomeness!! question: okay so we've all regifted something, (right?! I can't be the only one!) so what's the worst gift you ever got that you then passed on to someone else? oh, and did they of course, love it?; DECEMBER 23, 2009 2:12 PM

I HAVE A CRAPPY KRIS KRINGLE RE-GIFT

UPCOMING. I HAVE YET TO SETTLE ON A

PROPER REGIFT. I CAN' T SAY WHAT IT IS HERE

CUZ MY CUZZIN JIM READS THIS.

* I RECIEVED ONCE- A USED SET OF STEAK

KNIVES FOR MY WEDDING.. COMPLETE

WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE BLOCK.

* I PASSED IT ON TO MY BRIDESMAIDES AS A

WEDDING THANK YOU .

JUST KIDDING CATNAP ! HA HA !! THOSE KNIVES

WERE new.

ahem.


Miss Mel said...: Hey, Ummm, so here is my question: What was your most favorite gift DBD ever gave you for xmas? Can be material thing or a really sweet gesture...keep it clean...or not :) xoxoxox; DECEMBER 23, 2009 3:05 PM

dbd buys me cars.

that's my fav.

wait.. he sent me and my sis nenny to vegas once..

that was fucking fantabulous.

i wore a grey suit... counted cards and won

millions.

Baby Sweetness said...: Hello and welcome back! So questions - want to go all Christmas-y and go with things like: 1. What was your best Christmas gift ever?
i got" happy baby" when i was a kid

she turned out to be annoying as all get out.. but i loved her...
2. What's your favorite holiday memory?

PEEING MY PANTS WHEN I THOUGHT

SANTA WAS ON THE ROOF ( it was my

dad)
3. What random thing does your family do every year? Or random argument must be replayed every year? (In my house it's where the recipe for the cream cheese cookies came from.)
We play SPOONS. It's a card game with spoons. And it's vicious. Blood gore, guts , smack talk and spoons.

THere's a spoon trophy as well. It' s coveted. It' s mounted on a random piece of wood and inscribed with black scrippy marker. I have lost it 4 times. I have won it once. It was my moment of sunshining glory.
4. What are you most excited for this Christmas?
Alcohol , Aunt Annies Mom's Thumpprint cookies and her sausage balls. I have big plans to belly up to the sausage ball platter. Or just jump past Christmas and get into New Year's resolutions! ;)

I resolve to ride my red carpet round this

blog land.. cackling like a cluck fuck. and

also to save the world

and also to picket Handy Manny... to

change their phone ringing " tone."

That little singin Spaniard makes me think

my phone is ringing.. every single day.
Or skip it entirely and my question is what is next on your netflix queue - so I can go request it and mess you up! I aint scared!! ;)
* um.. THE BLACK STALLION RETURNS... yah.. that' s it. It's NOT " I LOVE YOU MAN." Black stallion returns.

Totally.; DECEMBER 23, 2009 3:18 PM
Chief said...: So I love Jenn's questions for you but I will say this right now... you better watch yoself with #2. I know you been eyeing this hot tush... wantin' to sink your teeth into some of what I go doin' on here! YOu's on a diet 'member?

Is that my question? Do I remember that I'm on a diet?

I have self induced selective short term memory.

Is that my Question? Do I remember that I"m on a diet?

I have self induced selective short term memory.

Is that my Question? Do I remember that I"m on a diet?

I have self induced selective short term memory.

Is that my Question? Do I remember that I"m on a diet?

I have self induced selective short term memory.

Is that my Question? Do I remember that I"m on a diet?

I have self induced selective short term memory.

Is that my Question? Do I remember that I"m on a diet?

I have self induced selective short term memory.
Cessy haas a lot less fat content and my fatass has a bitter after taste!; DECEMBER 23, 2009 4:48 PM
kisatrtle said...: supah...I'm writting a letter to Santy tomorrow. Want to play along???

Only if you're puttin in a good word about me getting a new car and losing the flaming mommy van.; DECEMBER 23, 2009 7:02 PM

Steph said...: Of course I will be reading on Christmas Eve! Duh, I have no life :) Glad you are back. What is one gift you want but won't get?
some bongos to beat. ALL NIGHT LONG.; DECEMBER 23, 2009 8:36 PM
Poolside with the Girls said...: The auction was fab. Job well done. I won't add any questions to your ever growing list...
sadness befalls.. all questions answered. :); DECEMBER 24, 2009 5:57 AM

oh of course princess comes in last minute..... skating her

bootay in THROUGH THE DOOR BEFORE I CLOSE IT.

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

Chief is trying to throw me under the bus....I say you should eat Jenn...cuz she's from Texas. I bet her ass tastes like tacos.

I LIKE TACOS .
Holy shit...did I just say ass?!?

Crap.....two cuss words....I'm gonna have to go to church today....

FUCKING CUSSER EXTRAORDINAIRE

My question....(since I didn't have one on my skype session....oops):

CUZ YOU WERE DRUNK ON FEATHERS

How did you meet Cessy and tell us how it was the best day of your entire life? How have you been able to live without her so long? Would you die a thousand deaths if you ever lost her? Would you be really jealous if JennFabulous met her IRL before you do? (Which is a possibility unless we take that road trip before July.)

I know that that's what everyone else is dying to know too...... :)

CESSY STALKED MY FUCKING ASS.

SHE MADE A SNARK COMMENT ABOUT SOMETHING ONCE.. I DISMISSED HER AS A TOTAL CLUCK FUCK AND THEN SHE PERSISTED WITH HER " IF YOU'LL JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE" ROUTINE. HIT ME IN MY ACHILLES HEEL.... MY EGO. TOLD ME I WAS GREAT AND SHIT.. .AND THAT I WAS HER BLOGTOR. ( MENTOR)

she lied... SHE HAD several blogtors.... she's a blogtor whore.

I ENDED UP LOVING HER regardless.

IF I WENT GIRL.. I'D GO FOR HER. and then hER HUSBAND CUZ HE'S HAWT DIGGITY DOG.

* that's not to say i wouldn't go girl for my other wolf pack members

* actually she contacted me about Jaden... her friend is friends with Julie- and they read me for that reason.. and then fell in love with the sweetness that is supah.

DECEMBER 24, 2009 9:12 AM

Merry christmas everyone.

for new years.

some skypes. ( * staring at my wolf pack)

1. skypin with dbd- me and him.

anyone have any questions for him?

xoxox©
supah