The Dingo Ate my Me-me... for your reading injoynment.
DV from MommyBrain ( my personal friend and editor to one day be ) and I decided to try and rule the Blogging world by creating our own blog type of carnival.. or whatever they're called. She was all like... " Hey, we're so cool that we should do one of those there thingys people do. " ( she was much more eloquent of course.. this is a former Award Winning Language Arts Teacher.. I think she won the Nobel prize Or something. I don't' know.. she knows what a preposition is and I can assure you she can red mark this post faster than you can say BOO-YA! )
We're all confident AND BLAZINGLY BOLD that we can compete with the big dogs, cuz we're all ego laden like that. We're shootin for 3 participants ... and we're GOLDEN YO!
Mama Kat! Watch out!
Dooce( whomever you are..) We're bringing up the rear...
ALL YOU PEEPS with like, 250 followers and Linky doo hickies... watch cher backs.
The little Pipsqueaks of bloggy land are taken over the world and conquering blog land... while dancing to Ne-yo. :) ( I know my DV will like that... cuz she gets Jiggy. Check out her Toddler Brain CLEAN UP SONG.... no wrist slitting Barney song involved.. pure GENIUS!)
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So anyways... I ran with it. The whole blog conquer carnival doo hickey thingy. Decided on a Monday MEme... cuz DV was NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
MeMe's can be a total pain in the butt... I'm all like. NOOOOO.. don't tag me.. but they can also be be a source of topic if your brain has caught fire and is charred and crispy without idears to share.. I always enjoy re-working a Meme into something funny. Cause I'm annoyingly non serious.
Join me if you need something to post about... and if you like to say
"The Dingo ate my Me-Me. "
Cuz it's just funny.
But only if you say it right.
May may.
Today's Me-me.
Five quirks about MEme.
1. Hair grosses MEme out. My entire body is waxed. Call me Mikey Phelps.
Just kidding. Hair, as in, public places, ( yes there IS an "l") locker rooms etc. Hair droppings skeeve my shit out. I would rather leave the gym ( don't be fooled, I don't go to a gym) sweaty and B. O'd out... than go into the locker room. Public pools... Lord help me. It makes MEme want to toss my tomatoes. Invite me to the Local Y for a "swim play date." I'll lie like a rug and tell you I am hosting a way totally important charity event that day. One that does NOT involve pool decks and wet foreign hairs that cling to my innocent toes.
2. I don't wear socks to bed. Socks equal straight jackets for my toes.
3. If Pat Benetar plays on the radio. I cry. Hum a few bars of "We Belong..." .. it's as if I've downed a bottle of Riesling... and have found the ability to channel Billy Jean.
"I'm everywhere!"
4. I make lists. I make lists about my lists. I make lists that I don't really use. I just like to verbally vomit my mind junk onto a piece of paper as a way of purging. I am way totally organized about my mind vomit lists. I like to go green and use scraps of envelopes, backings of bills and ripped pieces of paper for my files.
TO participate link your blog up using Mr. Linky. Refer to this post in your blog. Visit the 3 blogs above your name if you have time ....and if you're first ( kiss butt, you get a prize) ..WEll then.. visit the 3 below your name if they appear.
Leave a comment for the bloggy writer or I'll send a dingo to get you.
Come back and visit next Monday if you're lazy and you like to say.
"The dingo ate my me-me."
Just because it's funny. And it 's totally original and you have nothing else better to do.
DV and I promise to come visit you and leave a comment. Pinkie swear.
* All threats and supah smack talk are of a friendly and bouncing butterfly sparkle rainbow nature. All legal questions and PFA documents can be forwarded to DV at MommyBrain should you decide to take it further. Your bidness.
WE'RE STILL GOINNA RULE THE BLOG WORLD.. .ONE BLOG AT A TIME. ... call us Ann Ramano and .. and... her kid. But not the drugged out one.
We're clean. I wonder who DV will want to be. I bet she'll call shotgun for Barbara. She'll be all wavy hair blowin in the wind Barbara and I'll be all dorked out Anne-amano. Just ONCE DV. JUST THIS ONCE.
And if for some odd reason.. you'd like to be our Schneider ( We don't judge.)... well I suppose that would be ok.. applications are being accepted .. BELOW.. ( wink wink.)
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