HI... My name is Chief...
and this is Mommy...
She's always in the bathroom..
Then there's Princess
She is skinny and perky so she uses a real pic.
WE ARE SUPAH's WOLF PACK.... HOWLLLLL! (like the Hangover.. get it?)
and we need your help!
Chief wrote a song about it so listen up bitches and buttholes (sorry, men are the buttholes today)
AHEM.... MI MI MI MI MI MI MIIIIII
*TAP *TAP (squeal) can you hear me?)
Okay here goes
Oh there's a story,
of a lovely lady..
of a lovely lady..
who was bringing up three very special girls.
It was Christmas week and they were all a puking
even the youngest one had the shits.
It's a story of a mom named Supah
Who was busy catching chunks in a towel
They were four girls, living all together
heaving and squirting all alone.
Tell the one day when this lady had her sister,
who was an Angel and came to her rescue...
she wiped their butts and caught all their chunkies
and thats the way they all became the Puking Bunch
The Puking Bunch
and shitting bunch
That's the way they all became the Sickly Bunch!
DO YOU GET THE POINT PEOPLE? Supah has an A1 shitty week. She has worked so hard for months to make a little booger bear's Christmas a bit brighter only to have fate kick her sqaurely in the ass and she needs some lovin' sen her way AYSAP!
So everyone send Supah some bloggy comment love right now! We are keeping score and expect 100's of comments to be here or else Chief will hunt your asses down and rip your damned typing fingers off... or better yet, she will send her ass midget over to your house to live... get me?
As we type this, she is getting IV fluids and asking for Pizza bless her heart she is just like her mother. Pray for her, she still has time to change (just jokes Supah.. snort)....
Supah is exhausted. A week of the stomach flu and a sister who caught it while helping her care for her peanuts while she herself was shitting through a screen door.
WE CAN BOOST HER UP! SO LETS DO IT!
(p.s. Don't tell her we broke in to her blog. she is so delirious she will think she wrote this herself, I promise)
Supah is exhausted. A week of the stomach flu and a sister who caught it while helping her care for her peanuts while she herself was shitting through a screen door.
WE CAN BOOST HER UP! SO LETS DO IT!
(p.s. Don't tell her we broke in to her blog. she is so delirious she will think she wrote this herself, I promise)
91 comments:
gee i'm new to your blog. i hope it's not catching. i'm going to go grab some purell as soon as i'm done here.
sorry you've been heaving for a week. sounds like no fun. glad you have an awesome sister to help you.
hope you feel better soon. and that you get some serious clorox-action going in that home of yours!
feel better soon!
I wonder who did this and blamed on us wolfpack!?
So many stalkers that just wont leave us alone!
We love you Supah D!
Bahahahahaha!! I love you Chiefy! You delivered! ;) No one will want her midget cuz it will not only make their badonkadonk look bigger....it will also be puking...or worse. *wink wink
Oh wait...I mean....we love you Supah! Hope Yep Yep feels better soon and that her doctor was H.O.T.
Howwwwlllll!!!! *smooches™ (But just in the air. I'm not getting close enough to catch yer crud.)
Ok... applying my mask and stopping over to say HI! Its been a sick couple weeks here in MY Crazy House too... hope you feel better and oh... I LOVE the Wolf Pack!!
Your pack is the best!
I really hope you guys get to feeling better really really son!
Hugs from a distance!!
Poor Supah!
In the ER??? Sending prayers.
I'm so sorry about all of you being sick. Sending love hugs and kisses from frosty NY.
Feel better soon all of you!!!!!!
XOXOXOXOXOXO,
Poolside
PS, Chief, please don't rip my fingers off...please!!!!
Although that was a hoot - and cracked me up - I seriously want to go puke myself now because I now have the FREAKIN' Brady Bunch song stuck in my head and it WON'T STOP.
But anyway - get better, Supah. Sucks being sick. I feel your pain - now that I have the stupid Brady Bunch song stuck in my head.
Awesome pack, but definitely not to be messed with!
Wait, stalkers hijacked this place, right? Crap! I hope I didn't blow the cover.
Supah~I feel bad you've had a shitty week. And I mean that in every sense of the word. I hope everyone is better and Yep Yep can get her some pizza soon. And keep it inside her body!
Hope that puking is accompanied by some serious weight loss. Sucks either way. Sorry to hear that!
yikes! never fun...hope you feel better soon!
SUPAH! You have the best bloggy wolf pack EVEAH! I am jealous. I am sending you lots of sumo hugs and squishes (it's what we sumos do best).
You are truly SUPAH MOMMY!
xoxo
Christina @ Honest to Blog
Supah, you have such wonderful friends! I'm so sorry that you are in the hospital from dehydration. Not fun. I had two kids who had to be hooked up to IVs after sickness. They got Pooh bears out of the ordeal. And one had to stay three days in hospital, she got a Blanket from those mommies and grandmommies who do that for sick kids. Hope someone gives you blanket too. It will keep you hand warm...because it's not very big.
Oh supah...... I hate that u r sick(I know, u do too..hehelol) anywho, much love and prayers being sent your way, you cant stay down to long, the blog world without supah is like tv without O.......its bad! Get well soon, love ya;)
I hope you feel better! There is nothing worse than puking. Unless you count puking and shitting. That is worse. Any way, I digress.
Feel better.
love you Supah & Supah Kids! Hang in there!
Supah I hope you are feeling better and your family.
Chief you rock! LOL
Happy new years
I wasn't sure, but then I knew it. My wolf pack grew by 2. LOL. Chief, MIITB, and Princess have really outdone themselves this time.
I hope everyone is gets better soon.
CLARIFICATION....Supah is in the hospital with her DAUGHTER who is hooked up to IV's.
Supah and her whole family have been sick all through Christmas, but her daughter has had a relapse.
Hope everyone will get better FAST. We have had it here too. I am now awaiting my turn since all the kiddos have had it!
It sucks.
That really blows! Shitty kids suck! We had all that in February, 3 days in the hospital, I so feel your pain! Do I need to email you some of my Xanax?
That's some cool friends you got.
I hope you get plugged up on both ends soon, Supah!
Smooches, Phenergan, and Immodium!
kys
Awww Supah, you deserve a break today and for a frickin' month! But hey...puking and shitting ads to that inner discovery of what's beneath the Sumo suit!
Oh and if you need a bigger wolf pack, here in the wonderful sate of North Carolina we have a big one!!!!
Go Wolf Pack!!! Have pack will travel!
Hang in there Supah!
What a great group of friends for a great lady! Thanks for everything you did for Jayden! I hope you and the little ones feel better soon!
Just followed you from the Un-Experienced Mom's Blog. Sorry you've been so sick. Do stop by my blog if get a chance. I've got lots of tissues and Germ-X, so won't mind the germies ;-)
http://superheroesmom.com
Get well soon - all of you! K? Thanks!
Get feeling better Supah...it is almost a new year!
Love the song :) Get better soon Supah!
Hahaha chief rocks. Feel better supah! WE love you and hope your week gets better, along with yep yep.
Hoooooowwwwll
and we'll get the tiger outta the bathroom as soon as i pick up some more rapies, i mean roofies.
Hey ya ass-yacker! So sorry you have the sick cooties....it's not my fault. I didn't give 'em to ya but they have been around my block.
I'm real good with the lysol can and bleach and stuff. I like putting on long gloves and tall boots. I have brown hair and a great smile....
Wait.... I think I'm in the wrong spot?!? I don't put my MatchMaker profile info here? What?! Wrong window?
geez....
Hope you feel better soon. I'm gonna do an extra shot of Nyquil in your honor tonight. Am I sick? Nope.
Just.Like.Nyquil
feel better supah! what kind of supah mommy gets sick?? you gots to brush up on ya supah, lady!!
Well, shit ... and puke ... sounds like one hell of a week ... the kind of week that puts my "pumping-8-times-a-day-nipples-feel-like-roadkill" complaints to shame ... fo shizzle!
We love you Supah ... and by WE, I mean the entire blogosphere ... but more importantly, the FOUR of us here in the NW :)
Washing eyeballs out! Also, spraying the keyboard with Lysol and Purell as soon as I finish this. We had the YAK! Flu here awhile back, and I feel for ya!
Hope you all are on the mend SOON!
Love!
I'll send you kisses when your asses aren't contagious anymore!
and they're the 3 best friends that anyone could have....
so sorry you had a bad week. you deserve better <3
Hope everyone feels better soon
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
*Lysol spraying the booth and chair before I sit in here*
HI supah sending you lots of comment love .. wait don't breath on me a ty will suffice from a distance... get better soon and learn to take care of you when ya taking care of little ones...
Hey Supah, someone told me you were having (heaving) a miserable week. Sorry to hear!! YUCK!! Sending all my super-de-duper prayers for healing and health.
Here is a little linky to make you feel better!
http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/matthew_mcconaughey_09.jpg
it ate my linky. did it not want to share???
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Get Better Soon Supah & Family! Cookies are on the way for when you get better!
I hope yep yep is home and feeling better soon and that the supah clan is well soon.
Supah - I hope youre feeling better! Much love to you and your family!! :)
Good Day!!! supahmommy.blogspot.com is one of the best innovative websites of its kind. I take advantage of reading it every day. supahmommy.blogspot.com rocks!
I hope everyone is feeling beter soon! Seems that stomach bug is getting a lot of people!
Poor babies sick on Christmas too!
Ugh...Getting IV fluids sux! My middle one had to get them, but he did perk right up. Of course he then threw up all over me as soon as we were leaving the hospital....but let's focus on the positive.
Hope the new year starts better than the old one is ending!!
Supah de Dupah! oh my word. My prayers are with you and your family right now. Get better all of you! We love you and need you back. The bitches are behind YOU! GET BETTER NOW WILL YA! This is no way to win the Sumo! We love you dearly!
Hope you all feel better!
Oh, Supe. That's the shits, er, punn intended. Hope you all feel better soon!
HEY SUPAH!!!
I'm Shelle From BlokThoughts and I love Chief and she wants to be my sister wife... but I feel a little left out of the cool club with all of you!
So as my first official comment on your blog
I hope you kick the FLU's BUTT!!!
Here's to gettin shot up with IV's though... :)
oh sweetheart, I really hope your family gets to feeling better. I've been dehydrated (twice) and so I know how crappy it feels. Sending my love and prayers!
Oh no! I'm sorry Supah!!! I hope you guys get better soon!
YIKES.... I hope the whole SUPAH FAMILY gets feeling better...especially since I get the "geeves" hearing about all that puking... ;-)
GET WELL SOON..... can't wait until you are back in Supah form!!
How awesome that there are FIFTY (well, now FIFTY ONE) comments for the Supah Dee Dupah. ;-)
Oh no! That sounds absolutely miserable. Here's hoping it's a really, REALLY short-lived flu ...
Hoping you recover supah fast! xxx
Awe, Supah. I sowee you're icky-sicky. We discovered emetrol for nausea, and it's amazing! I hope you're better, soon! Hugs!
**HUGS** FEEL BETTER!!!! =D
Awww, Supah. I hope you and your girlies feel better. Trust me, if I lived cloer, I would have totally come over and wiped your butt! XOXOXO
So awesome! Look how loved the SoooOOOoop! is...
We love you... I will send more friends over right away! Make a spot on the couch for em!
Supah- You have a heart of gold! I hope you all get better soon!
Good job, Chiefy, Princess and Mommy in the Bathroom! That song brought a tear to my eye!
Jeeze and I thought I had it bad with a sinus infection! Feel for ya Supah! Hope you all get better soon and have a great New Year!!!
Feel better soon! You must be pretty special to inspire others to help you even with such a lurgy surrounding you.
I thought I said I wouldn't wish the "sick baby diet" on anyone! I guess yep yep didn't get the memo. I'll write her a posty. In the meantime, hope you all get to feeling better soon!
To the Puking Household,
We love you and hope your babes feel better soon! You are in our thoughts and prayers, nothing worse than watching your babies puke!
Much love,
xoxox the Respitory Infection Household :) Chris, Mel, T and M
P.S. These women are almost as intimidating as you when they give orders :P
Any friend of Chief's is a friend of mine.
Feel better!
ug.... I am feeling pukish and having flashbacks to my son puking on the top of my head last month. Thanks for bringing back that memory. Hope all is well and getting better everyday. If not, I am a big fan of NyQuil, especially when I'm not sick.
Your pack is awesome! Feel better soon. All of you!!
Supah..get better Now...we miss you...!!
Your pack rocks and so do you. Hope you and the fam are feeling healthy soon!
You have wonderful friends SUPAH. GET BETTER SOON.
Oh no! I hope everyone gets to feeling better soon!
So sorry to hear that everyone is feeling so horrible at your house! We made a Christmas trip to the ER, but your story totally trumps mine. Hope you feel better soon!
I hope you feel better soon! (Said while using Purell)
I have to go get the Brady Bunch song out of my head now!
Hang in there
Aimee
WE LOVE YOU SUPAH!!!!!!
~WM
Awww - I feel for you, Supah. My two have been puking too. My first was before Christmas and my youngest two days ago.
No shitting through screen doors --- phew!
I hope your Yep Yep is right as rain ASAP!!!
Just look at the bright side ... think how much of a jump start you now have on the rest of the Skinny Chicks in Sumo Suits??? Huh? Betcha never considered THAT - DIDJA, wolf pack (minus Princess)??
Best of luck to you.
Get well soon. Loved the song.
Oh Supah! SOOO sorry- hopefully the new year will be much less.....shitty for you!
WTF I was sick for Christmas too. this is ridickulous!!! I mean DICKulous. SEnding you germ free huggs and hopes that things are much improved in 2010
I think I'm like ANdy...The lone wolf that just wants to be part of the wolf pack.
Ehhh.
Supah, I'm sorry that your entire clan (sans DBD, I hope) has the vomitus erruptus and butt pee. Get well soon, Biffstub. Seriously. The internets are sad and laughless without you.
You get sick and they break into your blog.....well at least MITB sent you some Mc Hey Hey love over at her blog....so quit your puking, because you don't want to puke on that pic!!
Hope you feel better and keep some hydration in you! Tell your doc if he doesn't get you some of the good drugs your bloggy-wolf-pack will hunt him down and make him pay! :)
awwwww, I hope all you Supah's get well soon! You have to come back to your bloggy buddies soon cuz we miss ya!
I only recently started following your blog and I have to say I was instantly hooked.
I do really hope you feel better soon and are back in snark-blog shape.
awwwww!!!!!!!!!
hope everyone feels better soon!!!!
heres hoping yep yep's doc is supah fine :)
Oh Supah, my hubby is sick right now also! I hope you and the kiddo's are back to being healthy real soon. I love all of ya....but I don't want it!
Ick, Yuck, and Nasty!
Hope everyone gets feeling better soon. On the bright side. Shitting yourself for a week could be a great new diet. I'm considering trying it myself.
Hugs
I'm a reader of Chief and I just wanted to offer my support!
Sick = SUCKS!
However, if you're like me, you can look at it as a weight loss opportunity!
Get better Supah!
FEEL BETTER SUPAH!!!!
AND GIRLS!!!
:-)
Supah sorry your SO miserable. Hope you feel better soon! Being sick over Christmas is not right.
Having a whole household sick over the holidays sucks and blows. Hope everyone is feeling better soon!
LOL, your pak is too much! Sorry to hear about the sickies hitting you home, sucks big-time. Just playing a little blog-catchup, newborn and toddler in the house making life more full these days. Blessings for full recovery to you and yours.
So I'm late . . . But you know I love you Supah!
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