So when you are given face masks in the ER all of the sudden you're a mother fluckin terrorist!
Well Grow me a Beard and shove a badly McGyver'd TEsticle-plosive down my pants!
Whoo-da thunk it?
Except my personal version.... the explosive that is.... is the
Ham -Thrax©(Princess coined term)
or maybe that's a SLIGHT exagerration.
Regardless..bacon flu or not... our family is / was / is totally flu fucked.
or FLUCKED. I think I'll coin it.
FLUCKED©
1 dollar per use
try to use it without payin me
go ahead
you'll see.
Swine flu, pig flu, swan flu frog flu ...all the same to me. You shit outcher ass and puke through your nose or vice versa. Same difference. FLUCKED ©
ONce you get those face masks....the one's that DO NOT make you look all McSteamy and McDreamy.... Everyone's got the damn stankITY staNK eye on you!
Watchin your every move but trying to seem nonchalant about it. Grouching through their eyebrows that they DONE SAW YOU WITHOUT masks 5 MIN ago up in HERE- AH!
Makes me wanna get all ghetto NeNe ATlanta Housewife on their asses yelling out... neck waving ... finger waggin... WITH MY MASK OFF for emphasis.
" NO ONE DONE GAVE ME NONE OF THem MASKS upon Mah ARRrrrrrrrrrrrrIVAL thankyouverymuchandgoodnight mmm hmmmmm"
" AND ur spawns the one goin round germlickin up this germified place N. E. WAYZ. The little fucker just went allllll up in mah grill and coughed his flemmity flem all over the place... so WATCH UR REARVIEW.. Or I am goinna FLIP YO ASS over this hard ass medical couch next time your eye grill me!! "
Cuz I love NeNe. And I know she'd rock the joint. Me.. not so much. But it's fun to imagine. I'm a sweetheart. Like Mike Tyson.
I'll make note to bring my own FACE MASK next time...
All Crips vs Blood style n@.
Or maybe I should re-think that idear.
I have my own gang anyways. All you all- thanks for all the love.!
Just say you'd rip a wig off of someone for me... or flip them over a couch. Then I'll know you're REALLY part of my gang and I won't have to bust a cap in yo ass.
* thank you wolf pack for rallying such love
Stu: "Everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart."
Alan: "I think he's mean."
* Yep Yep is fine. Her tank is full. She's demanding cocoa puffs and is in her princess dress that Santa left her right now. She stinks like shit and puke. But hey... we all do. What's one more this week?
The Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh. Is phenomenal. That's all I can say . And so is Chief for her Shitty BUnch song. That there's CONTENT.
xoxoxo©
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supah
39 comments:
I'm glad everyone is healing. That is all.
Welcome back. Glad everyone is recovering.
Love your homemade face masks!
glad everyone is prancing down the road to recovery. Now it's time to steal your ass a tiger.
Glad you guys are getting better.
Im glad to hear you are getting better...you already know I would pull someones wig off for ya;)
peace
I did the face mask thing on the airplane (to avoid being sick...my family made me) and the looks that people give you....well, lets just say that as a person who has been forced to wear a face mask in public, I will rip a wig off of someone for you anytime! :)
Glad to see you out among the living (even if y'all do stink!)
Flucked. I love it.
Yep-yep is such a darling princess...even if she stinks.
I am so glad she is better!!
Flucked. That's awesome. Uh Oh, Do I owe you a dollar now? Glad she's feeling better!
FLUCKED! LUV it!!!
glad everyone is getting better!
could you pass some of that "get better" my way please?!!
working with the peeneeemonia over in these parts!
{cough cough} SMILE!
Tami G
Glad she's feeling better and that you're all back home! She's a beautiful princess!!
The irony is that I was reading your post, Sugar Booger let it loose on me. Maybe it's just spit up though. Nothing major.
Flucked...that is the BESTEST!!! Glad to hear that Yep Yep is better!!
~WM
ugh...Maybe I'm glad I've been sitting around the house since Christmas not sucking public air. We have four kids. If we get sick it'll be Spring Break before I'm through washing vomit out of towels, sheets and rug.
Glad you are feeling well enough to find your inner smartass. That's always a good sign. ;)
So I'm going to be sitting by my mailbox watiting for my dollar for the usage of my hamthrax©. I would say it's a pretty accurate description, huh? Glad Yep Yep is back to feelin' royal. *smooches™
Great Dress Babe!
Flucked. Seriously? LOL LOL LOL Oh my goodness, you are TOO MUCH.
I'm glad she's feeling better. Get your house well, okay??
Glad you're feeling well enough to blog! Hopefully that stuff goes away and stays gone!
what about my Brady Bunch shit? What about that? I spent three minutes of my life on that!
I should get somethin'
Oh yeah.. I get my Supah Dee Dupah happy and stinky!
and the bandanas are baddass.
What a cutie! Stopping by to say hi. So sorry to hear you guys were sick.I'm so glad everyone is recovering.
Srsly, Supah ... I'd rip a wig off just for shits `n` giggles ...
Glad Yep Yep is restored to her royalness again ... such a little cutie.
Welcome Back! I have me a few of those masks if you need some. I think I even have the stirrups to go with them,(or are those things chaps?)
I am glad to hear everyone is getting on their way to feeling better.
Shawna
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!! YOU are tooo funny! I see you like the real housewives of Atlanta too. Awesome!!
I'd go thug for you anyday. Glad y'all just stink now.
OK yep yep is a Doll baby.. and so glad you all are feeling better.. now see im a backwoods briar patch bitch from Ky and that's a whole other kind of ass whoopin right dere..
Glad yall are feeling better even if you are all stinky!!
OK, remind me NOT to come to visit you guys til your all better and NOT stanky! heheh... but hell, we all have colds here so none of us can smell anything right now anyway LOL
so happy to hear things is all crispy up in da crib now.
Word
is that flucked with a long U or a short U?? I want to make sure I'm saying it right....Glad to hear you are feeling a little better. Sounds like 2009 went straight down the shitter.
You were all flucked up.
Bwa ha ha ha ha!! (my cheque is in the mail for use of the word ;)
Glad to read everyone is on the mend!
Supah, not only will I pull off the wig AND throw their ass over the couch, but I'll punch them in the eye and kick them in the ass after I do all that!
I think Flucked might be the best invention of 2009.
I'm glad you are all feeling better.
I am more of a table flipper than a wig puller...I'm more Jersey than Atlanta, but I wish I looked more OC.
Stay well!!
In our house everyone has had it except for me. I am the last one standing. I have no idea when it's gonna hit me. I am dreading it. I have been living on soup, crackers and popsicles since Saturday just waiting for it...this totally sucks!
I hope ALL of you feel better soon!!!
yay! she's better
And I'd yank a wig off someones nappy head for you any day
That was some gangstah shit right there.
You are fun even when the shit is literally hitting the fan and everything else in the place! :D
Glad you are ALL on the mend!
I have experienced those looks. I completely understand why you would want to go all Nene on everyone sitting there. And YES, CHOP is an awesome place. They took such good care of Cameron when he was super sick during our month stay. I couldn't have asked for a better place in Pitts. Glad they helped all of you. Get some rest and hope you can enjoy the remainder of 2009 though I am sure you wish it were over with after being FLUCKED! (((HUGS)))
I didn't use flucked, i just told someone who had a flu sick kid herself about it. So I'm keeping my buck.
Flucked should get you an entry in the Urban Dictionary fo sho.
Happy New Year!
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