Wordful Wednesday AND MIME SKILLZ

I once took Mime Classes in 5th grade.

QUIT. LAUGHING.

I SAID QUIT. IT.

YOU ARE CRUEL.

Ok. I'm laughing too.

They shipped me to the middle school during the afternoon one time for the class. I went all MIME CRAZY ...envisioning glass boxes and such.

But..I'm thinking I didn't make the mime cut.. because now that I think of it... I never had another class.

Interesting.

So anyways.. it's obvious I have some MAD mime skiz-ils.

( thanks parentingBYdummies for the Snoop Lingo.. I always jack it up, or rather.. ja zizzlack it upizzle. )

So I decided to Mime for you this Wordful Wednesday: because let's face it.. paint me white and toss me a rose. I'd be A SUPAH MIME.

What is Supah Thinking?

NO. not that.

Supah is thinking. "What the hey diddle diddle am I going to post about? Cuz if I don't post EVERY COTTON PICKIN slit my throat day... I'll lose a follower. And then I'll have to stalk them , tap them on the shoulder and ask them.

WHYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyy WHYyyyyyyy DO YOU HATE ME SO? Is it because I said "slit my throat? I have edit feature??! I'll take it off!! PLEASE LIKE ME"

OOOhhh I have an idea. I'll post in pics. I AM GENIUS. HEAR ME ROAR. FEAR. ME.

CRAPTASTIC.. how do I use this Photobooth thingy again? It' s not like that mall one we used to go to endlessly in 7th grade. I don't see a dollar slot anywhere. Wtf? My bangs are also ... 86'd these days. Mall photo booth pics require big bangs to enter.... I'm pretty sure.

Oh yes! There.. found the dollar slot. Ok... I have an idea. WHAT ever could it dBd?

I think I'll just do SOMETHING to express my FEELINGS AS OF LATE... feelings I talk of in my SECRET MOST SECRETEST DIARY.

I did. I MADE IT. Here's proof. I am EVIL. Hear me ROAR!

FEAR. ME. DBD.

Yes. It is a USED diary.

Yes. It was my daughters artist sketch book that she filled up in 30 minutes flat.

It works.

Back it off.

And now.. for my final Mime presentation picture.

Oh.. I hope he feels it.

AHHH I crack my own stuff up! How can you NOT laugh at that. That was BRILLIANCE. SHEER MIME BRILLIANCE.

THANK YOU ONE MIME CLASS... that I never was invited back to for whatever reason. Bigones.

It's kinda Wordful Wednesday Gone WILd... I'm not one to cow-tow to rules so hopefully it works for you all. Thank you to SevenClownCircus for hosting it.

Go over and join us.

Also. Kisses.

Thank you for your complete come through on the blog friend level. I'm all blog love filled up now!! . Or .. you all just want to know my bidnezz so bad, you can taste the juiciness of it.

DBD... hear me ROAR.. cuz I have blog back up, a photobooth to make fun of you with.. and a secret diary to record your every STUPID STUPID MOVE IN.

I am totally in the weeds with returning your comments. I have like 23, 3, 345 left to respond to. But , just so you don't go a day thinking I let you down, sit down at your table and begin a weepfest for the sheer injustice of it... I'll have a few words for you ...shortly. I just was busy today. BUSY BEING A MIME!!!