The Dingo Ate my Me-me... for your reading injoynment.
DV from MommyBrain ( my personal friend and editor to one day be ) and I decided to try and rule the Blogging world by creating our own blog type of carnival.. or whatever they're called. She was all like... " Hey, we're so cool that we should do one of those there thingys people do. " ( she was much more eloquent of course.. this is a former Award Winning Language Arts Teacher.. I think she won the Nobel prize Or something. I don't' know.. she knows what a preposition is and I can assure you she can red mark this post faster than you can say BOO-YA! )
We're all confident AND BLAZINGLY BOLD that we can compete with the big dogs, cuz we're all ego laden like that. We're shootin for 3 participants ... and we're GOLDEN YO!
Mama Kat! Watch out!
Dooce( whomever you are..) We're bringing up the rear...
ALL YOU PEEPS with like, 250 followers and Linky doo hickies... watch cher backs.
The little Pipsqueaks of bloggy land are taken over the world and conquering blog land... while dancing to Ne-yo. :) ( I know my DV will like that... cuz she gets Jiggy. Check out her Toddler Brain CLEAN UP SONG.... no wrist slitting Barney song involved.. pure GENIUS!)
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So anyways... I ran with it. The whole blog conquer carnival doo hickey thingy. Decided on a Monday MEme... cuz DV was NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
MeMe's can be a total pain in the butt... I'm all like. NOOOOO.. don't tag me.. but they can also be be a source of topic if your brain has caught fire and is charred and crispy without idears to share.. I always enjoy re-working a Meme into something funny. Cause I'm annoyingly non serious.
Join me if you need something to post about... and if you like to say
"The Dingo ate my Me-Me. "
Cuz it's just funny.
But only if you say it right.
May may.
Today's Me-me.
Five quirks about MEme.
1. Hair grosses MEme out. My entire body is waxed. Call me Mikey Phelps.
Just kidding. Hair, as in, public places, ( yes there IS an "l") locker rooms etc. Hair droppings skeeve my shit out. I would rather leave the gym ( don't be fooled, I don't go to a gym) sweaty and B. O'd out... than go into the locker room. Public pools... Lord help me. It makes MEme want to toss my tomatoes. Invite me to the Local Y for a "swim play date." I'll lie like a rug and tell you I am hosting a way totally important charity event that day. One that does NOT involve pool decks and wet foreign hairs that cling to my innocent toes.
2. I don't wear socks to bed. Socks equal straight jackets for my toes.
3. If Pat Benetar plays on the radio. I cry. Hum a few bars of "We Belong..." .. it's as if I've downed a bottle of Riesling... and have found the ability to channel Billy Jean.
"I'm everywhere!"
4. I make lists. I make lists about my lists. I make lists that I don't really use. I just like to verbally vomit my mind junk onto a piece of paper as a way of purging. I am way totally organized about my mind vomit lists. I like to go green and use scraps of envelopes, backings of bills and ripped pieces of paper for my files.
TO participate link your blog up using Mr. Linky. Refer to this post in your blog. Visit the 3 blogs above your name if you have time ....and if you're first ( kiss butt, you get a prize) ..WEll then.. visit the 3 below your name if they appear.
Leave a comment for the bloggy writer or I'll send a dingo to get you.
Come back and visit next Monday if you're lazy and you like to say.
"The dingo ate my me-me."
Just because it's funny. And it 's totally original and you have nothing else better to do.
DV and I promise to come visit you and leave a comment. Pinkie swear.
* All threats and supah smack talk are of a friendly and bouncing butterfly sparkle rainbow nature. All legal questions and PFA documents can be forwarded to DV at MommyBrain should you decide to take it further. Your bidness.
WE'RE STILL GOINNA RULE THE BLOG WORLD.. .ONE BLOG AT A TIME. ... call us Ann Ramano and .. and... her kid. But not the drugged out one.
We're clean. I wonder who DV will want to be. I bet she'll call shotgun for Barbara. She'll be all wavy hair blowin in the wind Barbara and I'll be all dorked out Anne-amano. Just ONCE DV. JUST THIS ONCE.
And if for some odd reason.. you'd like to be our Schneider ( We don't judge.)... well I suppose that would be ok.. applications are being accepted .. BELOW.. ( wink wink.)
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19 comments:
I don't have a blog, but I wish you the best on your world blog domination!!!
Tear it up Sistah
cute! I will have to do this after the gym, because at this point I got nothin!
Visiting from SITS, and I think I messed up when trying to leave a comment. Think I did the Mister Linky thang, which I don't understand. I am right with you on Quirks 1 & 4!!! Seinfeld said, "Why is it we'll kiss someone on the head, but be so grossed out if we find a hair in our food?"
D, you are my most favorite hairless, sometimes shouting bloggy friend from the way back ... wish I could wipe those tears from your cute little cheeks - really, I just wish I could be there to capture it on video and post it for all to see :)
Here's to TBD - total blog domination! Muuuahahaahhaa
You totally took my socks quirk! I can't use it now. Everyone knows your toes need to breathe at night.
Ok I'm off to try and find 6 quirks I have.
:)Lisa
The dingo ate my me-me made me laugh out loud!! For realz!!!
Love it!!
I needed that after a weekend with my in-laws. I wish the dingo would eat them! "NASTY NASTY" as our little Maggers says.
I can't linky to my bloggy, so I will post the 5 things here, cause I am a rebel today...but only today:
1. I am extremely sentimental. I have a hard time throwing cards (especially cute homemade ones) away that people have sent or made me. I feel like it is a sin or something..I mean they took the time for me :) For example, I still have a turkey that Deb made me from her class the first year of teaching I have hung up every year in every house I have lived in. Also, I have several cards and notes from Dana that I have saved over the years.
2. When our son was a little over a year, I was doing airplane with him and he puked in my mouth as I was holding him above me. Still to this day have never played that game again. GAHHHHHH!
3. I think in Facebook posts styles sometimes. (MOTHER-in-law about to get a beat down) for example
4. The only person who I do not like mad at me is my husband. I have learned to handle everybody else being mad at me :)
5. My "crutch phrase" is I'm Sorry
LOve you D and D :)
I wiped my son's mouth with spit and my t-shirt this morning at the bus stop. (Said I would NEVER Ever do that)
When I hear Bon Jovi sing "I'll be there for you" I believe he's talking to me and I believe he will.
I actually enjoy watching Phineas & Ferb.
I don't really like Christmas..yep that's what I said.
ROFL... you are so funny!... I cry to when people sing. Was it up with that! ROFL.. my family and friends always looks at me to see if I am crying.. :)
have a great day!
Cool blog....you are totally going to dominate the blog world with this one. I will have to think up some things....you took my socks one....can't stand having them on....even if they are freezing cold....and the hair thing....there with you....mine is falling out these days, though my MD is trying to put a stop to it but until she does, it drives me nuts when it gets all wrapped up in my fingers and every other place on my body, my house, my floors,etc....GRRRRRR....will be back once I can think of some new things.
This is so spectacularly random....I love it.
Are we related? I was just wondering because I also can't wear socks to bed and I cry when people sing.
Cameron: My drain... looks like a beard.
Staci- you like like a rug.. i expect full participation next week
Gloria: how fun is it that you think JonBonJovi is speaking to you. I have it on authority.. that he is singing TO ME. :) Thanks for particpating.. I sooo wish you had a blog.. I think your adventures would be so fun. Even just snippets like the spit.
Ungirdled: I am totally one of your girls. Love your artwork. Go check her out peeps.
DV- mommybrain.. MWWAAAAA HA HA .. total domination.
Lisa: read em and weep: i took your socks.. yeah.. watcha goinna do about it?? hmm. hmm ?
Peterson family: her blog is great, i have st. louis in laws... love city museum... i also.. hate your DISQUs COMMENT THING. I rue the day it was invented.. because at this point.. it is smarter than me.
Miss Mel- gobble gobble.. you are too sweet. I love that you despise your inlaws and that you think in facebook status... as well as combine those two.
Grissell: The tears can be a bit embarassing at inopportune times.. how about that feelign you get when your trying NOT TO CRY.. the dont' cry right now.. squinched up face.
jen Jiggety. Maury Povich will have our results on his September 5th show. stay tunes.
thanks for playing along.. both on blog land and off. :)
ooh! I want to play. I wish I found out about it this morning so I didn't have to write my emo post (someone call the whaaaaabulance). Can I do my first MEme Monday post on a Tuesday? Is that totally cheating? 'Cause hubs gave me like 7 mystery pills and I'm feeling a little sleepy. Oh, did you figure out what was up with your gmail this morning? I thought we were going to have to perform an exorcism or something!
Y'all just thing JBJ is speaking and singing to ya. We all know he is doing all that and thinking about ME!
So, you're saying I was right? Nice!
And, I couldn't stop thinking, "I will totally hey hey your me-me."
Look what you've done to my brain!
I'm totally with you on the socks thing. I don't understand people who wear socks to bed!! Thanks for a fun post!
I can't wear socks to be either...and body hair kinda grosses me out...though I don't think I have it as bad as you...the phobia not the hair! lol.
oookay. I linked up!
My brain is on overload and I almost forgot to leave a comment. It's been a long few days!
I blogged and linked!
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