Thank you Natalee for MeMeing me.
I never know how to pronounce that suckah. MEE MEE.. or MAY mAY. I go for may may.. just to give it a juicy flair. Or I could just NOT hand in my assignment and proclaim
" The dingo ate my MayMAy."
I'm praying it's a good one cause I haven't actually read it. I always do these and then think..
S.O.B. I need to write one. And then I have grandiose delusions of seeing my personally thunked up MAY MAY .. CIRCLE THE WEB. How cool would that be? And how would I prove it?
I never know how to pronounce that suckah. MEE MEE.. or MAY mAY. I go for may may.. just to give it a juicy flair. Or I could just NOT hand in my assignment and proclaim
" The dingo ate my MayMAy."
I'm praying it's a good one cause I haven't actually read it. I always do these and then think..
S.O.B. I need to write one. And then I have grandiose delusions of seeing my personally thunked up MAY MAY .. CIRCLE THE WEB. How cool would that be? And how would I prove it?
(silence)
Dilemma.
Table it.
So back to my MayMay.
1. Who is the hottest Movie Star?
Freakin Eliot from E.T. Love at first sight, age 7. He did not return the crush nor my letter. Bastard.
2. Apart from your house and car, what is the most expensive item you have ever bought?
I'm hesitant to tell you this but...my husband was from a MALE order catalog from Russia. It's worked out well. But he smells like Beets.
3. What is you most treasured Memory?
Mr. Truman busting me for plagiarizing in 5th grade.
Say WHUT? You CAN'T copy the back of the book for your essay?
Who seyz?
No I did not attend college in 1977.
10. If you were a comic book / strip or cartoon character, who would you be?
HELLO.. ahem.. SUPAH- MOMMY...
bUT I don't do tights. I'd look like a shar-pei.
So back to my MayMay.
1. Who is the hottest Movie Star?
Freakin Eliot from E.T. Love at first sight, age 7. He did not return the crush nor my letter. Bastard.
2. Apart from your house and car, what is the most expensive item you have ever bought?
I'm hesitant to tell you this but...my husband was from a MALE order catalog from Russia. It's worked out well. But he smells like Beets.
3. What is you most treasured Memory?
Mr. Truman busting me for plagiarizing in 5th grade.
Say WHUT? You CAN'T copy the back of the book for your essay?
Who seyz?
Truman SEyz.
4. What was the best gift you ever received as a child?
I got this RAD ASS Nash skateboard in 5th grade for Christmas. But my mom forgot to put it under the tree. Upon claimage of BOREDOM that following summer she gruffly asked " Why aren't you skateboarding? "
Um. Santa SU- UCKS. I didn't get it.. MOM.
What?
He didn't?
Oh.. check behind the blue shelf
ROCK ON! Christmas in July. Supahmommy goes Betty with her Nash Skateboard.
5. What is the biggest mistake you have ever made?
5TH GRADEPERM afro
6th GRADEPERM afro
7TH GRADEPERM afro
8TH GRADEPERM afro
6. 4 words to describe yourself:
4. What was the best gift you ever received as a child?
I got this RAD ASS Nash skateboard in 5th grade for Christmas. But my mom forgot to put it under the tree. Upon claimage of BOREDOM that following summer she gruffly asked " Why aren't you skateboarding? "
Um. Santa SU- UCKS. I didn't get it.. MOM.
What?
He didn't?
Oh.. check behind the blue shelf
ROCK ON! Christmas in July. Supahmommy goes Betty with her Nash Skateboard.
5. What is the biggest mistake you have ever made?
5TH GRADE
6th GRADE
7TH GRADE
8TH GRADE
6. 4 words to describe yourself:
caboosing THAT last question.
NOt. a. quick. learner.
7. What was your highlight or low light of 2008?
EIGHT??? omg THIS HAS COBWEBS ON IT.
I count days people. Not years.
Highlight of today. Hubby got a new job. CA-CHING. Now I can pay off that Male Order stuff.
Low Light of Today: my choice of spandex yoga pants- curse you Old Navy and your stupid clearance racks
8. Favorite Film?
Steel Magnolias
I should have been cast in it. I would have been BFF's with Dolly Parton just to make my friend Shane jealous and then I'd have had an affair with both Jackson Latcherie the character.. cause I"ve never frightened fish before.... and Tom Skerritt in no particular order.
I have issues.
9. Tell me one thing I don’t know about you.
I once got busy in a burger king bathroom. - those are lyrics...not truths
I can bust out the lyrics to Young MC's Bust a Moove like YOU . WOULD. NOT. BELIEVE.
NOt. a. quick. learner.
7. What was your highlight or low light of 2008?
EIGHT??? omg THIS HAS COBWEBS ON IT.
I count days people. Not years.
Highlight of today. Hubby got a new job. CA-CHING. Now I can pay off that Male Order stuff.
Low Light of Today: my choice of spandex yoga pants- curse you Old Navy and your stupid clearance racks
8. Favorite Film?
Steel Magnolias
I should have been cast in it. I would have been BFF's with Dolly Parton just to make my friend Shane jealous and then I'd have had an affair with both Jackson Latcherie the character.. cause I"ve never frightened fish before.... and Tom Skerritt in no particular order.
I have issues.
9. Tell me one thing I don’t know about you.
I once got busy in a burger king bathroom. - those are lyrics...not truths
I can bust out the lyrics to Young MC's Bust a Moove like YOU . WOULD. NOT. BELIEVE.
Also. I drove this for most of my college life.
Helllooo Lovah.....
No I did not attend college in 1977.
10. If you were a comic book / strip or cartoon character, who would you be?
HELLO.. ahem.. SUPAH- MOMMY...
bUT I don't do tights. I'd look like a shar-pei.
13 comments:
I am fairly certain I should not be up at 1:00 in the morning snarfing down a piece of peanut butter (crunchy) toast and laughing my ass off at you ... but here I am ... pregnant belly aching from the snack and the laughs.
Never fails, everytime I read this blog o' yours, I learn something new and leave with a smile!
Wiping tears of laughter and wishing I could throw my arms around you in a big hug from the NW!
Bahahahhaah!! I have a similar biggest mistake. It's called cutting my own bangs in the 7th grade.
Great, now I can stop singing The Humpty Dance. :)
Once again, peeing my pants, blue laughing
Uh I second ItsKelly - cutting my own bangs, while WET!!! My "friends" called me spike the rest of the year!
Debby you are just too damn funny!!!!
OMG, peeing my pants at number 9!! you drove it because I FLAT OUT REFUSED to drive it. I remember when they lifted the garage to show us the car... oh the pure excitement we were feeling cuz of the cassette player...then the HUGE LET DOWN OF MY LIFE....they lifted the garage and showed us that car. "GASP"...pondered for 1 second..."you want me to drive this? Uh, no way Jose!" Finally, all i have to add is 3 words about that car...Cuba New York. your lucky your sister loves you!
lmao-nen
LOL i can't believe your mom forgot to give you your present!! i also enjoyed your foray into plagarism. funny.
you have an award, stop by to pick it up.
lol, i loved this post! too funny!! i can't believe your mom forgot the skateboard...holy traumatic!
"You want it, you got it, you want it baby you got it"
O M G Thank God for my new computer chair, because I would be falling out of the last one. lol
had the perm/afro in 6th grade. However I tried to bleach mine at 15 with peroxide. Mine went ORANGE,not blonde. And I mean like carrot top orange. "smells like beets" tooooooooo friggin funny!!!
You so crack me up! I would have been great in Steel Magnolias too. Maybe we can be in the remake.
Too funny!
I'm on board with Tom Skerritt, but my movie would have been An Officer & A Gentleman. I don't care if he put a gerbil up his ass (or was that just an internet rumor), I'd do Richard Gere as long as he wore that uniform. Gawd, don't tell me I'd have to go with the "Winger" hair - what a mop!
I'd love to have you drop by my place: Life Makes Me Laugh
Hil.ar.ious.
I did the afro perm too - but I thought it was cute. Looking back, was I crazy?
Perhaps.
Funny, funny post.
Came to visit from Momalicious and wanted to say Hi!!
I had the same year toyota corolla hatchback colored in:
BABY POOP YELLOW!!!
Can you say embarrassing? But at least I had wheels.
Supah.. so weird i couldnt get into blogger all day.. called google .and apple like a damn maniac.. it was a local virus on googles end..just so you know.. I peed a little in my pants when you said mamay ate my baby..LOL!!!!!!
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