MatthewMcconaughey-hey.
That's my crush.
Mama Kat asked me and I'm tellin you straight up like a shot of Citron with a side of lemon.
My crush.
Mr. Hey hey.
Crush as in.. puppy love?
Hardly my friends.
This is a RATED M for mature Crush.
Crush as in.. when he smiles...my heart crushes inward like an accordian being man handled by some leder hosen clad polka player. He stops me in my tracks.
He is that crush-a licious.
And if he stepped foot into my abode ( and if my husband wasn't there to mess it all up, nor number 1, 2, or 3 child) I'd totally say that too him.
Why hello Mr... MatthewMcconaughey-hey.
Cuz I know it would go over well. I"m all smooth like that with the XY factors of the world.
Seems fitting that Matthew's sir name... involves my own coined term. A total SIGN in my book. It was meant to be.
"Hey heyyy.. " is a term my sis and I made up to describe... a time when for some odd reason, despite your best efforts at denying it, you feel that little tug.. that " hey heyyyyy... " and start imagining horizontal things.
Nuff said?
k.
And... if Mr. Matthew Hey Hey were to drop by... 338... I"d be seriously hey heying all over the place. Like some Hey hey hoboken.
You dig?
No messing around. No formality. Let's just MatthewMcconaughey-hey.
He appeared magically on Regis and Kelly yesterday, in re-run format.. like a breath of re-run serenity on my hectic First Day of Kindergarten craziness. All smiling slyly at me from his seat. I know what he was thinkin.
Duuurty!
HEY HEEEEEEYYY.. said his eyes.
Squeeeeeeeeze Polka-cordian went my heart.
I don't even care if he's some stinky granola crunch pot smoking horizontal hemper.
I have a shower. I like granola. I can hold off the lectures about the evils of pot smoking.
Provided he swings by in his trailer, parks it in front of my house for a bit, talks a little southern sweet tea to me...
I'll be allll good.
Hey Hey mr. Matthew.
Fancy meetin you here.
Where can you park your trailer??
well sir..
I 'll show you were to park your trailer.
Wink. Wink. ( Trip on pile of crap kids left on floor...)
SupahMOmmy... FOILED AGAIN.
Who would you Hey Hey if the stars aligned... and the world were your oyster?
Look at what A Little Messed Up made for me! sha-weeet!
32 comments:
I am STILL laughing! That's hilarious! I wouldn't mind a little visit from Matthew Mcconaughey-hey myself! {wink wink!}
WOWZERS.... great picture to brighten up my morning!!! :)
I would love a visit and motorcycle ride and trip to Italy on a yacht with mr. George Clooney himself!!
Patrick (yummy hair)Dempsey for sure. Oh mercy! Now how am I going to work the rest of the day without my mind wondering to McDreamy in his scrubs? Damn You!
mr clean!! yeah baby, i'd let him clean my house. if he was unavailable, i supposed i'd settle for eric bana. even if he said stupid stuff, it'd sound brilliant with that australian accent.
LOL! I'm glad I'm not the only one that has ridiculous celeb crushes. All of them are rated M. for sure.
stopping by from Mama Kats! xo!
Ooooo nice crushin!
And who can blame you!
You never know, maybe he'll blog hop around until he lands on your and then drop on by!
I hope he does!
LOL! :) I have a lot of crushes... 2 of my favorites are Patrick Dempsey and Matt Damon. *sigh*...
Who doesn't love a no shirt wearing, bongo playing, tan muscular hottie. His son is so adorable too. I loved him in Dazed and Confused, great movie and he was so funny!!
HeeeEEEEEeeeYY!
Matthew?
Oh my.
*Twirls hair*
You are one crazy lady! Have I mentioned that before? And Hey-heyyyy ... I'm with you girl ... except my mom has the same crush, so I must resist ... it's just kinda icky to crush on the same hottie as your mom, ya know?
Well my latest crush is Mr Gerard Butler! Mmmmmm.......
He can be my Gerard Butler In The Buff!
Oooh, I had a butler in the buff on my hen weekend - you wouldn't believe what they keep in those pinnies!
LBM xxx
First thanks for the pic totally made my day one hey hey helluva lot better..
Gotta say he's my pick too..But I have this "weird thing" for William Peterson (CSI) and how ironic that he was in the movie "Crush". hmmm
CLIVE freaking OWEN Baby..and that's exactly how I would say his name to his face...omg that tall, dark, handsome and an english accent...pant,pant, drool, drool..oh sorry I was to busy wiping the spit off my desk...
Nice, now I have to go back to work with Clive Freaking Owen on the brain. Nothing will get accomplished from this minute on.
And this is the part that made me laugh so loud that my husband wants to know what I"m doing...
well sir..
I 'll show you were to park your trailer.
Wink. Wink. ( Trip on pile of crap kids left on floor...)
I'm partial to George Take-me-to-your-Italian-villa Clooney. And, I think he might even be smart too, so BONUS! Not that I really expect him to speak much. Hey hey!
HaHA! this is great! Thanks for making me laugh :) Stopping over from Mama Kat's and I love your blog!
I used to be about Mr. Mconaughey, but he's been permanently replaced by one young, hot vampire known in real life as Robert sexy-schmexy Pattinson. Never mind that it's obscene, never mind that in comparison I'm as old as dirt, I am so ridiculously obsessed with his finger lickin' goodness that I've begun looking at opportunities on the West Coast as a star stalking paparrazo. Kidding, but say I got a job as a tutor to like some young star on the set of one of his movies, they would not be able to pry my old, arthritic fingers from his trailer window. Okay, now you know.
And, I'm trying to find a star in my own age group to obsess over, but I can't seem to. I'm a cougar at heat I guess. A shameless, boy crazy cougar:)
He is a good one to crush on. Totally. Yum!
You are friggin' hilarious! "Squeeeeeeeeze Polka-cordian went my heart"-Brilliant!
I think he is DELICIOUS! Even more delicious than a bananna split! YUM! Great post! And FAB picture : )
Mr Hey Hey is so very HAWT!
My cruch is the same as it has been for ...well since I was 16,I'm to tired for math right now.
Jon BonJovi
I so totally love that man! I thought when he cut his hair I would cry but he still looks just. as. good...maybe even better,if that's even possible.
I'm all about some 80's big hair bands!
Love me some Matthew...and some Hey-hey from him would be delightful! When we were in Austin, I would search for him and hope that maybe, just maybe I could catch a glimpse...no luck :(
Edward Cullen...enough said.
Mr. McConaughey-hey is nice, in a yummy way. I will let you have him. Right now I'm crushn' hard on Gerard Butler. But my hormones are a little wacked, so sometimes I get all hey hey for anything with a pulse.
too funny!
Can I say all of the above for my crush? I like Gerald Butler and Mr oh so hot Cullen!
LOVE him and those abs.... OMg that is too funny! Ahhh nothing like a hottie in the am !! Thanks you made my day !!!
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LOL!!! Girl you crack me up..he is yummy though
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I have no clue who that guy is...lol.
Oh he is MY hottie....i will beat you down for him!!! MY HOTTIE...
lmao
Thank you for that nice piece of eye candy! That made my Saturday night!
My Matthew!!!! Matthew tops my list...number one fo sure!
oh my - there re so many to choose from...it's a three way tie between Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Idris Elba, and Channing Tatum...YUM-EE!!!
and then of course there is my all-time favorite Antonio Banderas....oh my word THAT ACCENT!!!
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