Lisha asked what phrases I might repeat daily... I thought hers were a riot.. she's so damn patient... that I'm afraid to write my own.
Let's think.
Do you have to go potty?
Are you sure you don't have to go potty?
Pee potty?
Do yOu have to go poopy?
Don't you poop in those underwear.
I mean it.
OMG you stink.
I just gave you cinnamon bread.
No , we just ate.
nO. nO MORE CHEERIOS.
I can't the baby's crying.
I can't , the baby needs to eat.
Just wait.
I'm nursing. I can't.
What do you want to watch?
don't touch that dvd.
Put the dvd down you're going to scratch it.
You scratched it.
Yes I know.. you scratched it.
Yes, Lewis is going home.
No, that is not Goob's dad, it's Goob.
Clean up.
clean up NOW.
I said.. CLEAN UP.
I'm getting the vacuum out if you don't clean up.
I will suck up all of your toys.
Did you do your chores?
That's it.
This house is such a mess.
OMG if I have to clean one more thing.
Quit stalking the neighbor.
NO we dont' have tornadoes in Pittsburgh. (TOTAL LIE AS OF TONIGHT. SHE'S ON TO ME NOW. )
Your a good girl.
nO YOU MAY NOT.
Did you hear me?
Are you listening to my words?
I said NO.
If you ask me one more time...
NOOOOOOOOOOO.
I'm sorry you made that bad choice.
Go sit in time out.
NOW.
I said NOW.
I love you more than anything.
You need to listen.
Why aren't you listening.
For real?
Oh my lord.
Can I have a kiss?
Huggy?
Will a hug make it better? No? Only a kiss? Okay.
Rosey.. let's GO. Inside.
Ferny.. OUT. Now.
Who left the gate open?
You CANNOT leave the gate open.
Ferny is going to eat your toys.
Peyton you cannot LEAVE YOUR CROCS in the kitchen.. ferny is going to eat them.
Where are your blankets?
The blanky fairy is SOOO coming if you don't begin keeping them in your room.
Go to sleep.
NOw.
Tubby time!
Yes, I have to wash your face.
Whose my big girl?
Wow!
I think that's what I said today. OVer and over.
I think I need to say lovey things more.
KNock knock..
whose there.
GUILT TRIP.
NOT YOU AGAIN!!
fuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck me. ;)
4 comments:
you are completely normal...either that or I am completely bat shit crazy right along with you :) Your kids know you love them...and you know you love them.
I have been struggling with my 8 yr old. I am SUCH a better mother to my 20 month old. I don't know why but I have to force myself to not be irritated all the time. I tell my kids I love them and I love on them all the time but I also snap and just want to run away some days.
D- I am so glad you wrote this.
That's funny......my list woul;d be the same.
LMAO..I am so glad I am not the only one who threatens my children with the mr. vaccum sucking up their toys!! lmao.. That is funny!! You sound like that lady who wrote the song about the things she says to her children!! But MUCH funnier!! ehehehehhe thanks for playing along!!
LOVE IT!!!
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