Say for instance:
Fathers' Day BBQ. What can Debby bring?
BAM:
Not one single thing.
Also. Why are the Father's Day gifts wrapped in HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAPER AND PAINTERS TAPE?
"Watch out!"
wHAM!
Cause that's the way I roll. That's why.
Why did that hoboken leave her shopping cart; NOT IN THE CORRALL?
WHATCHA!!
Cause I couldn't find a parking spot near the corrall and as you can plainly see from above. I've got three kids sitting in my OPEN van. No thanks. WHATCHA!
Look at her yard. Couldn't she have planted some flowers this year. Or MULCHED at least.
HI- YA!
HOpe you ducked for that one.
Does she even WALK her dogs?
FOR REAL? Are you really going to make me?
Ooookay.
Here it comes.
POW!
If I walked those two damn dogs plus my 3 kids ... can you imagine the blogs?
You get the idea.
:)
So be sure not to ask me to volunteer for any shit . I might just chinese star you with this proud puppy.
Hope you all had a grand weekend. Father's day is over. I am prepping for our upcoming COlorado vacation.
OHHOOOHHHH speaking of.
I'll be sure to take my card and present it to the pilot slash airline persons of interest slash people on the plane next to me and my brood.
KACHOW!
Sorry dude next to me and the infant whose screaming while my boob is hanging out.
Let me introduce you to my little fwend...
6 comments:
LMAO! That is awesome!
OMG...I am dying of laughter... you are such a shit. And I love it! :)
Too funny!
you're nuts; i love it!
Oh these are great!
Girl. I haven't read a blog in ages, so I go to yours and almost pissed my pants. It is 2:15 in the morning and I haven't stayed up this late since college and I would love to read the last two months of your life...but I must go to bed. I will be back to read past the butter crackers. I, too, ate butter crackers at my home in Fort Mill, South Carolina. I am ashamed to admit it, but I did it too. That is the funniest damned thing I have read in a long time.
You look great, too, BTW.
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