BRANDED A -FOOL
WHAT WILL THEY SAY
MONDAY AT SCHOOL?
Thank you Danny z.
We attempted to go the drive- in theatre last night to see UP. Because it's UNFAIR that I never get to go to a movie and pretty much: I complained and whined.
Tis the life of a mom of 3. or 2... 1... you don't get to do much cause you do everything for everyone else.
So
Why we thought a movie beginning at 9 pm with 2 children and one infant would be fun? Not so sure.
pERHAPS Cause I'M stupid.
So first off: Let's get the story right.
1. DBD neglected to bring ME a chair.
2. It was cold. and I didnt' have A CHAIR.
3. There was no room at the INN (back o the van) for me... cuz I DIDN'T HAVE A CHAIR..
4. Miss Infant of America decided she wouldn't cooperate. .and also I DIDN'T HAVE A CHAIR
5. Pey ( 3) decided that she wanted to go home approximately 3 minutes after she finished her home made popcorn ( hellllo recessssion) .. and that was approximately 4 MINUTES after I found out I DIDNT' HAVE A CHAIR.
6. My recession popcorn was sooo good that it ended up burning the lips of the whiniest child in aallllll the land. Go figure. Hey guess what?... she whined about her lips for approximately 35 minutes after she fInIshed her recession corn... and approximately 7 minutes after i found out... I HAD NO CHAIR.
7. I retreated to the front of the van with the non cooperative baby and proceeded to open up the boob bar for the next 55 minutes... all the while LISTENING to the movie .. that I SOOO WANTED TO GO TO THE DRIVE IN TO SEE because I NEVER get to go to the movie. And also; I DIDN'T HAVE A CHAIR.
8. dbd AND I fought... GO FIGURE.. and it WASN'T ABOUT THE FACT.. that .. I DIDN'T HAVE A CHAIR.
9. I saw approximately 3 minutes of the movie on the big screen and approximately 1.5 minutes from my passenger side mirror: backwards.
Gotta love family trips .. as a party of 5.
:)
Oh yeah. NO CHAIR.
4 comments:
Wait ONE effing minute....
DBD FORGOT YOUR CHAIR????
LMAO...Seriously....ROFLMAO.
I took notes :)
oh my!! this is why we mom's must do everything, including packing the van.
in your honor i requested Grease, cause it's the word ya know. well...all i remembered was the songs and dancing wholesome musical of my youth that I could share with leysha. i think i mixed it up with the sound of music...i seemed to have forgotten all the times they say tits, ass, air hump girls, make out in back seats, break condoms, moon the camers, etc. etc.
movie experiences jinxed all around ;)
love you and wish i was there to make steve babysit with a baba and we'd go out to a movie!
What a freakin' hilarious story ... at least it gave you something to blog about ... that occurred to you, right? Like right in the middle of all that craziness, you paused and thought ... "This is definitely blog-worthy!"
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