to draw you in.
I have to get my audience back before I can get my giveaways up and running again!
I've got so much to say: just don't have the inkling to "say" it just yet. Feeling my groove as a new mommy, again. Dealing with hormones that are all the "rage" this season , yet somehow still staying afloat. I am officially a Stay at Home Muddah again. Lord help me.
Funny things that have happened:
1. I experienced real labor. Um .. that WASN'T FUNNY annnd... I truly did go into labor while my husband was drinking TONS OF beers at the Penguins playoff game. I called my MOM.
2. My newest daughter Madalynn was a true PAIN IN THE ASS to bring into this world. Literally. My epidural worked everywhere BUTT my right BUTT ASS CHEEK. I felt my labor in my ass cheek. FOR REAL. I think the nurses didn't beleive me. It was so damn embarassing to SAY every single time they asked me how my pain was. ON A SCALE OF 1-10? um.. TEN IN MY ASS CHEEK.
Only me.
3. My husband took a video of my beautiful brand new baby girl. Then promplty swung the camera around to unknowingly capture ME IN ALL MY LADY GLORY being patched up. THAT there was a fun surprise to find when reviewing the videos.
I know.
4. I was high on percosset for several nights due to a bad back as a result of my epidural. My sister stayed with me to help one night... got up to feed the baby and STARTLED THE SHIT OUT OF my dead weight percosset body: ... all I could do was whisper.. "baby snatchah!"
Then go back to sleep laughing.
5. I called my sister and mom almost crying because my first real meal was CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP AND STEWED TOMATOES.
6. Guess who brought the SECURITY SENSOR HOME that was once attached to her BABY GIRLS LEG for deterance of BABY SNATCHA'S? wHO US? YEP.
7. I made my sister run from the room in horror when I said the words " scabby nipple."
And now several of you have run huh?
lol
8. I quarantined my littlest sister much to her pissed off dismay: because her boyfriend goes to a highschool that has a group of SWINE FLU MEXICO VISITORS in it. I wouldn't let her come to my house. OINk OInk.
9. I seriously want to punch my husband in the head when he is SNORING while I am nursing Mady at 3 in the morning. Seriously. No really. I hold myself back. It's quite frightening.
Ummm.. no 10. Maybe tomorrow.
lol
later gaters
d
11 comments:
congrats ! she is BEAUTIFUL! at least you had fun and great memories [or should i say mammeries...hahahha]
i work L&D and we have fun here with our moms when they arent bitches. hahahaha
enjoy, as you know it all goes much too fast.
C
Oh, how I have missed YOU! So glad you're back ... and just as funny as always :) Madalynn is gorgeous. And your little family of 4:1 makes me SMILE :) Congrats ... and good luck with all that!
Congratulations! She is beautiful =)
Congrats! She's a beauty:-)
I see you haven't lost your sense of humor...not like it was ever a question:-)
SHEEESSSSS BACK :) Thank God. I don't know how I have survived without your HILARIOUS blogs. Scabby Nipples eh?? Can't wait to see Mady!! oh yeah and the rest of you too lol ;)
you are back and that makes me happy :) you crack me up and I have missed it! your family is beautiful
Congratulations! You're awesome! And your kiddos are beautiful. Well done!!
I loved epidurals...mine worked until the babies were hanging out of my nether regions. And then? I could feel all kinds of fun stuff...like tearing. Neat.
Again, many congrats!!
Congratulations!
Love your sense of humor!
LOVE it!!! SO glad you are back in action! Can't wait to read about all the misadventures you encounter with this latest little bundle.
Glad I could be "there" for your delivery; little weird that you were thinking of me while pushing and having a hurty ass, but I will take what I can get! :) here's hoping my little one graces us with her presence soon...I'm ready!!! Missed you, friend!
your little angel is a cutie! and we are all glad your husband didn't post the pic of you in "all your glory" because we would much rather see her like she is, then on her way out!!! LOL congratulations, and glad your back!
D,
Just wanted to wish you a Happy Mother's Day. I love the pictures of your beautiful baby girl! I apologize for being out of contact for a little while. I have been going through some of my own life changing events. Keep sharing. Hope you get to travel this way sometime in the near future. I tried to stay at Lisha's house for as long as I could on your arrival day. She had been watching Cameron while I went to an appointment. But, I had to get home to get Cameron to his own appointment and I missed you. Next time!
Many hugs and much love,
M.
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