That's me.
But I don't look like that during 363 days of the year.
Nor without the help of a kick ass photo program.
But that's our little secret.
Who Am I?
People call me Supah.
But I'm just a mom of a whole bunch of kids and a sucky wife to D.B.D.
Death Bed Dan - my hubby.
I used to care if people liked me.
I used to worry about what I wrote.
I used to watch the Jeffersons growing up.
I do none of those things anymore.
IF you find that you have done any of the following things:
Brushed your child's hair with a my little pony brush.
Hidden your laundry in black garbage bags when your old college friend came.
Taped your husband snoring and blogged it for everyone to see.
Washed out and used a coffee filter from the day before : during AM coffee withdrawal.
Told your kid that Chuck EE Cheese was goinna come- because they were misbehaving.
Accidentally mailed a big blogger a snarky email in which you were talking about them.
You will like this blog.
I am real.
I fuck up alllll the time.
I'm funny.
Get to know me - through the pages on my blog.
Say hello, I usually say hi back.
xoxox,
Supah ™
37 comments:
You know you're a mommy when......? You can IMMEDIATELY reference the movie that "cracka-lackin" came from. Sigh. I'm only 30, is it the end for me?
Now this sounds like a fun place to hang out! Hope you don't mind, found my through another blog linked at NaBloPoMo.
Sarah.
Ab-solutely LOVE your site. Got to you by princess. Love hers too. You gals are awesome writers. You makea me laugh....
I don't know, I am betting you ROCK the minivan...thanks for the laugh!
I have to admit I've kinda turned into a Supah Stalker.. you crack me up and I've needed that lately. Thanks for showing me the ropes!
I made my way to your blog through my friend and fellow blogger Princess of Sarcasm. I have never laughed so hard as when I read your info. My husband heard me and came to make sure everything was ok. Thanks for being so freakin' funny. I'll be sure to check in often!
I came over to get the Sticky notes for tomorrow and stayed awhile...reading your profile. I am glad I did...now I feel like I know you a little bit better. You are pretty well known out here in blog-o-land :). I have been blogging for just over a month and see you everywhere. I can't wait to get to know you better when I take you down in Survivor...jk...I don't want to make any enemies yet!
Just had to comment and say hi!
you're supah hillarious... and I am woundering if you are from Boston? or rather Bawstin?
Just wanted to drop by again and say thanks for your help with my own blog. Looking at your blog is like looking in the mirror for me. My sense of humor is what gets me through the day, and even the middle of the night. I tend to crack myself up at very random moments. Probably should share a story or two huh?
I have no idea how I got here (your blog that is...come to think of it, my life too) but I'm glad I did.
omg i just stumbled upon ur blog and LOVE it! sounds like we have the same sense of humor :) and it is so very refreshing! can't wait to read more!
WOW! I am currently doing the 'pages' part of my blog, so i was looking around to see how others have done it for ideas.
You've blown me away!
You deliver words in such a unique way that i will visit more often.
If you feel like popping my way, i live at:
http://peekthruourwindow.blogspot.com
I love the comments about your man being a drama llama when he is sick...maybe he should meet my "Rocket"---who becomes an unrecognizable old man that frankly, would be better off far far away from me---because I can barely hold back my laughter. Wow, that wasn't nice of me. Oh well :)
Cara Mamma-
http://caramammasdayinthelife.wordpress.com/
Love your BL-omit! LOL You actually sound alot like me, which is really cool! I love to laugh, and you definitely got me going.
you have a wonderful personality, supahmom! just followed you.
This is awesome. Felt like I was sittin' right across from you talking. If we can't laugh at all the crap that happenes on a daily basis, then what? Loved your bio!
Found you through my girl Kat at Today's Cliche.
i know i'm just one of 2348961 followers, but i'm new. and i'm sort of, kind of cool. maybe not. the jury's still out. i do love your blog, and that's what matters.
Love the new blog format! It is Supah Dupah. P.S. I am going to attempt Post-It Note Tuesday tomorrow. Attempt.
Love it! I am very happy to be a new follower :)
Holly
Your site is so bright and light it makes me happy. I'm trying to join Post it Notes Tuesdays, but can't find any labels to link me back to the phenomenom. Help, please?
I love your 'bio' and look forward to getting to know you better! Aaand I probably didn't do the email thing right but that's okay I'll just be your fan on Twitter.
I have re-tweeted you, I guess you are not a follower is why you are not getting it.
You asked for LMJ addy what is that? I know LMJ from I've Been Thinking. I talk to her all the time
http://twitter.com/tiffanyj84
Awwww....HELL!!! I was just reading comments and I see that I sent you some peeps!! Who knew?
Sounds like you in a NUTSHELL :D
What statement I liked best...
"I am a real fucking person."
that said it all for me.
haha! for a minute I thought you were describing me! I'm far from the perfect mom but I try.... everyone is still alive! haha
Love your new About Me. It's definitely you. ;-)
I love your about me. I'm with you. I write what I want. I don't hold back. But I'm definitely more of a coward because I don't show my identity. You've got guts girl!
She's not real.
She is five people pretending to be one (and I dont mean her flat ass)
Hi there, I'm came across your blog while looking for info about Macaroni kids. I'm so glad I found you! You are HI-LA-RI-OUS! You have inspired me to become a better blogger...thank you! I published a long winded thank you note to you here: thefuzzycandy.com
Oh, and thanks for the info on MK! I want to get started for my area, but I need a marketing strategy first...can't see plunking down the monthly fee if I don't have a plan of attack ready.
Wow! I freaking LOVE this post!!! I love REAL people. I've known some pretty two-faced people who only pretend to be every way they are not (happen to live next door to 2 of the phoniest!) It's refreshing to meet people like you! :)
ROFL as Melissa's comment... I'm a mommy then cause I can even hear how it's said!
Happy Father's Day DBD!!!!
Supah-
I couldn't figure out how to send you an email, so this will have to do.
I read your post from earlier today and want to say bravo to you for taking some time to get things straigtened out. :) I am fairly new to blogging so haven't had the experience you have had - yet. I HAVE had similar things happen to me while being involved in leadership positions at church though. Yes, at CHURCH. Nasty stuff that I don't want to get into, but needless to say, I feel your pain.
The 'feces hitting the fan' incident happened 3 years ago and I have been repairing the wounds inflicted on me since then - and learning a ton about myself, about other people, etc. If you lived closer, I would invite you to coffee (or whatever) to chat about straightening things out....so, if you'd like 'a clone' to bounce things off of please know I would be honored. :)
Amy
P.S. - I think I enabled my email, but you can also find me at:
worshipwhileiwait.blogspot.com
gracefull-living.blogspot.com
Love your blog...been following for sometime... and now I have an award for you on my blog. Stop by if you can... Have a great week and keep up the awesome blog!
Hi, just landed here and I lubs it. Look forward to (when I'm an not at work on their dime) coming back and reading more. :)
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