The new little black W. T. F.
During the times when I'm not working like a chicken being perpetually plucked--- BAKAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
stressed beyond belief -- head pounding -- BAKAwwwwwwwwwwNG with each email that opens with some sort of request that I must get er done for....
I emerge from my office to see what my children OR when applicable child ( one) have done to the house.
o .
m
f
BAKAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
WHEN
DID
MY
2
YEAR
OLD
LEARN
TO
POUR
CEREAL
and seriously IS THAT
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M
F
BAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
DOG FOOD IN ONE!???
Turn to the left.
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M
F
BAKAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
THAT IS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT .. OMFBAKAAAAAAWWWWW REPEAT A POTTY!
Turn to the right....
O
M
MF
BAKAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
AND AN EXTRA
BAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WHAT IS THAT ON MY CARPET??????????????????
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M
F
BAKAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
THAT BETTER BE CHOCOLATE CHIPS!!!!!!!
I stand in pure defeat at the mere initial site of the damage.
And then drop to my knees and wail , hands held high - BAKAAAAAAWWWWWWWW BAKAAAAAAWWWWW BAKAWWWWWW ----- which translates to WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Just kidding.
FEEL ME and LOVE ME as I am.. cuz after the
OMFBAKAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWSSSSSS
I just go back into my office and think about how quickly I can probably clean it up before anyone "outsiders" can step foot inside and I also think.... i wonder what dog food tastes like.
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M
F
BAKAAAAAAAAAWWWW
am I a practically perfect mom.
Just like I always thought I'd be.
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